I don't think you have a clue how real estate works. Please don't spread misinformation in my thread. Spend your time becoming informed instead of sounding stupid.
Actually, I'm unsure that you know how real estate works. As far as that goes, I do know quite well how credit works - but in either case, it is your thread, and you're free to make any requests you want, however unlikely they may be. But bear in mind that you
are making a request - and a honking great big one at that. If you can't or at least won't answer a legitimate question as to how you're gonna make it work, then skepticism as to the wisdom of your plan seems ever more justified.
If you want to be petulant and call people names, you're allowed to do that. It won't help your cause though.
I wish you the best of luck in figuring out your mortgage.