I regret to inform you your offer is going to be left.
Man oh man... all these kids making joke offers... bitmarket.io, my friend, I am going to get down to brass tacks here. Serious shit. Real offers. No jokes. Grab on to those trousers and hike them up high.
1.1BTC. In real cash bits. Or bit cashes. That is a solid 10% over face value. WELL OVER market value. Best offer you will EVER receive. You know it. I know it. All those short-bus, special-needs youths making offers before me know it.
I only ask a couple terms which I am sure you will agree to be completely reasonable. Just that you pay escrow, shipping, authentication fees, insurance, one weekend stay in Vegas, two hookers (I'm not greedy), an eightball, and provide at least one lunch. Italian submarine style sandwich and a diet coke would do just fine. Can't have too much sugar, I know you understand.
I'll let you think it over. Take your time and consider how this offer can completely change your life. Revolutionary even. WHOA SHIT, I THINK I JUST BLEW MY OWN MIND!