* It'll have a white stripe painted down the back and white for its talons,
* with red paint for its badass eyes and battle-bloody fangs.
* there'll be a gold BTC symbol on its back done in glass beads and
* the fiat $nake will be two suitably-glued rubber ones.
Moneybadgers are a lot like honey badgers, except hand-carved from wood by expert craftsmen. And less likely to attack cobras, bees, or you.
All bets are off when it comes to legacy currency though, moneybadgers will rip those to shreds like they're made of paper!
This is just a theoretical moneybadger for now. You guys keen? Speak up and I shall make this a real thing.
Also, don't be put off by my poor "art" skills. The carver (Fungayi) knows what he's doing, he does stuff like this:
and also the "Old Man of Africa" in my keychain thread.
Cost for this, I'd like to keep down to let's say 0.3 to 0.5 BTC. Not too costly for a unique carving, especially if you like the concept of a handcrafted Bitcoin meme from the home of the honey badger:
Time to produce should be a week or so from when I ask the carver. Using the right wood will keep the weight low for shipping.