Topic: [WTS] The highest quality of horrendous poems (Read 2785 times)
This offer is still open by the way, my poetic skills have decreased even further over time
Chuck Norris is ashamed of your face!
He'll kick you so hard you fly into space,
Cause Chuck Norris is sicker than you, you sick little dope,
Before we bury you we have to find your remains with a teloscope!
Chuck Norris is even more ashamed of your spleen,
Your spleen's so brown it makes Obama look green,
If I were you I'd have it removed A S A P,
Before Chuck Norris breaks your knee!
I can make some sick poetery too,
My price in Bitcoins is only 0.0002,
If you want me to insult someone in a dumb way I'm the one to hire,
Warning: (don't trust me, I'm a Class A habitual spoonifyer!)
But if you buy my poem I can guarantee a quick quip,
If you like this one, please include a 0.62 bitcoin tip!
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He'll kick you so hard you fly into space,
Cause Chuck Norris is sicker than you, you sick little dope,
Before we bury you we have to find your remains with a teloscope!
Chuck Norris is even more ashamed of your spleen,
Your spleen's so brown it makes Obama look green,
If I were you I'd have it removed A S A P,
Before Chuck Norris breaks your knee!
I can make some sick poetery too,
My price in Bitcoins is only 0.0002,
If you want me to insult someone in a dumb way I'm the one to hire,
Warning: (don't trust me, I'm a Class A habitual spoonifyer!)
But if you buy my poem I can guarantee a quick quip,
If you like this one, please include a 0.62 bitcoin tip!
15LyGrGa3t4VZvP83enWcBjWKHQSfkPseF
Horrid examples of quality poems sold: [1]
ill write poetry for cheap
Send BTC0.00008 to 18fkJvme2MybKgCFUCKaEjNry2t4ZFxQvh
and i will post a poem written by me :3
I am very good at bad poetry
quality not guaranteed
by not buying a bad poem you agree to give me your house and vital organs
you cn ask 4 a palindrome or haiku if you like
ill write poetry for cheap
Send BTC0.00008 to 18fkJvme2MybKgCFUCKaEjNry2t4ZFxQvh
and i will post a poem written by me :3
I am very good at bad poetry
quality not guaranteed
by not buying a bad poem you agree to give me your house and vital organs
you cn ask 4 a palindrome or haiku if you like
Thou art a poetaster of uncommon talent.
Alas, Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge, Essex, remains the undisputed author of the worst poetry in the universe.
The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occasionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.
Chuck Norris is ashamed of you.
hello i am b!z
i do not know how to rhyme
is this a haiku
i do not know how to rhyme
is this a haiku
Here I sit typing at my laptop
with a sinus cold that makes my head go bop bop bop
reading this poetry makes me laugh and smile
unfortunately this makes my head feel vile
so to relieve the sinus pain
I try my hand in this poetry train
achoo, it is all for naught
my laptop is now covered in snot
- lrissman
with a sinus cold that makes my head go bop bop bop
reading this poetry makes me laugh and smile
unfortunately this makes my head feel vile
so to relieve the sinus pain
I try my hand in this poetry train
achoo, it is all for naught
my laptop is now covered in snot
- lrissman
Here on in is a hero with(in)
free from the stench of corruption and sin
a hero is one with a heart of pure love
that strengthens not withers as he grows above
a hero is one who shows others the way
back to the land of the living they say
our hero is missing your hero is gone
who now has the courage to carry us on
there are no more hero's
there are only men
learning the lessons
again, and again…
-MCXI
free from the stench of corruption and sin
a hero is one with a heart of pure love
that strengthens not withers as he grows above
a hero is one who shows others the way
back to the land of the living they say
our hero is missing your hero is gone
who now has the courage to carry us on
there are no more hero's
there are only men
learning the lessons
again, and again…
-MCXI
Bump for poetic art garbage
Oh, how I love the BTC
because the sun loves me
BLAO, BLAO, BLAO
The train goes on
POW POW POW
My car just stopped
Weed is bad just look at me
A horse in my garage - my most precious object
And I have a comb that I don't use
So here I sit so words I can abuse
And then I lived happily ever after.
edit (not part of my poem!!)- you really should've had a multiple choice-poll on this one.. SO HARD deciding what to vote.
because the sun loves me
BLAO, BLAO, BLAO
The train goes on
POW POW POW
My car just stopped
Weed is bad just look at me
A horse in my garage - my most precious object
And I have a comb that I don't use
So here I sit so words I can abuse
And then I lived happily ever after.
edit (not part of my poem!!)- you really should've had a multiple choice-poll on this one.. SO HARD deciding what to vote.
Keep it up 
It's not bad enough though come on guys
It's not bad enough though come on guys
Sorry to say this but ,
yours is not the worst
poetry I ever heard,
you need to degrade your skills,
too much talent always kills
I need to rhyme ,one more line
So I'm gonna do it with time
yours is not the worst
poetry I ever heard,
you need to degrade your skills,
too much talent always kills
I need to rhyme ,one more line
So I'm gonna do it with time
A little initiative
You are an ass
your car has no gas
u fuck around for cash
to smoke some hash
u r a mess !!!
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You are an ass
your car has no gas
u fuck around for cash
to smoke some hash
u r a mess !!!
Posted From bitcointalk.org Android App
I ask for nothing in return.
This thread is for bad poetry. Yours is relatively decent. That or you are bad at writing badly 
This is a poem,
Taras loved home.
I know, amazing.
Jk.
Just kidding,
Buildings are bleeding from the Earth,
I am admitting that birth isn't worth it.
Because giving birth to a humanity I haven't lived in
Or actually arrived in,
That makes a revolution into evolution,
That makes freedom a living idea,
Builds another sequel to people,
Creating simple tables,
Closes the case of race,
And breaks every law of misery,
That makes tara into a era,
Just kidding,
Earth is pleading not to bleed from buildings.
I ask for nothing in return.
This thread is for bad poetry. Yours is relatively decent. That or you are bad at writing badly
I ask for nothing in return.
When is the time we'll finally see
the cost of peace on Earth is free
when love consumes
all life will bloom
no more hate
it is our fate
i love you
do you love me?
no matter who you are
or where you'll be
your my friend
beautiful and free
and we shall dance
in our cosmic dream
-MCXI
the cost of peace on Earth is free
when love consumes
all life will bloom
no more hate
it is our fate
i love you
do you love me?
no matter who you are
or where you'll be
your my friend
beautiful and free
and we shall dance
in our cosmic dream
-MCXI
As corporations kill each other
trying to succeed
in the name of profit wealth and greed
is reasons why
your minds eye will bleed
peace on Earth
when will we see
when this ends
humanities free
-MCXI
trying to succeed
in the name of profit wealth and greed
is reasons why
your minds eye will bleed
peace on Earth
when will we see
when this ends
humanities free
-MCXI
Never under estimate the power of the mind
for its thy eyes that deceive
and lead you to believe
that certain levels cannot be achieved
for this is artificiality,
a conscious illusion with subliminal ties
and the fact is
reality doesn't lie
brought to you by the universe
-MCXI
for its thy eyes that deceive
and lead you to believe
that certain levels cannot be achieved
for this is artificiality,
a conscious illusion with subliminal ties
and the fact is
reality doesn't lie
brought to you by the universe
-MCXI
Awesomely bad. Bravo.
since this was a scheme to round up my balance, future poems cost anything you want 
hahaha taras that was horrible, great job!
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