[WTS] Tinfoil Hats - Different Designs - Limited Time: Free Dowsing Rod - page 2.

Akka

legendary

Activity: 1232

Merit: 1001

Quote from: ?? on ??

Seems like a scam. The hats are clearly aluminum. If they are in fact tin i am intetested.

Our R&D department was working hard to develop a hat that delvers improved protective capabilities to tin by increasing the comfort of wearing them at the same time.

We can insure you that our hats will serve all you mind protective needs.

During the research to deliver optimized protective hats our product name hasn't changed. We are sorry if this has led to confusion.

For slightly increased costs we are still able to supply you with materials to manufacture a 1900 model of our hats.

Tomatocage

legendary

Activity: 1554

Merit: 1222

brb keeping up with the Kardashians

Quote from: ?? on ??

Seems like a scam. The hats are clearly aluminum. If they are in fact tin i am intetested.

Beat me to it

organofcorti

donator

Activity: 2058

Merit: 1007

Poor impulse control.

The foil will cost far too much in shipping for me. I am however quite interested in the topological shenanigans that make the tinfoil beach hat possible and will pay 0.5 btc for the plan for that hat without the additional foil.

Akka

legendary

Activity: 1232

Merit: 1001

Quote from: 🏰 TradeFortress 🏰 on February 24, 2013, 08:02:10 AM

Do you sell tinfoil hats for pets by any chance? My dog is in need of protection against MKULTRA!!!

Of course! Our company follows a strict non speciesism policy. Therefore we try hard to offer protective hats for all earthlings (and beyond). But due to low demand we are currently only able to offer hats for cats, dogs and mutant space rats.

stevegee58

legendary

Activity: 916

Merit: 1003

How about a tin foil Guy Fawkes mask?

Anon136

legendary

Activity: 1722

Merit: 1217

omg, now i can stop the cia from reading my brain waves AND look cool at the same time!

🏰 TradeFortress 🏰

vip

Activity: 1316

Merit: 1043

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Do you sell tinfoil hats for pets by any chance? My dog is in need of protection against MKULTRA!!!

Akka

legendary

Activity: 1232

Merit: 1001

Fellow Bitcoiners.

We are happy to announce that the Ethereal Protection Agency GmbH&Co KG now offers its Protective hats for Bitcoin.

Our range of Products covers all needs for the trendy conspiracy theorist.

You want to protect you mind from the government and want to wear a stylish hat at the same time?

Then our Products are exactly what you need.

You want to go classy while being save from mind reading beams?

Our model "Top-hat" fits your needs:

Or want to enjoy the middle age market, but you are afraid from CIA Agents? Wear our model "Knight":

You like to relax at the beach, but can't leave your house due to satellites spying on you? Our model "strand hat" will help you:

For the casual nutjob we have our models "Texas" and "Baseball":

Our product range covers all kind of hats you may need:

Due to the fragility of our products we are sorry that we are unable to ship them in assembled form.

But for only 0.5 BTC (excluding shipping) we will ship you all the materials you need to build the hat of your choice:

Order now and receive a Dowsing Rod (unbent) for free:

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