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Topic: [WTT] Breastmilk for Bitcoins - .13 BTC per ounce (Read 6529 times)

sr. member
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This isn't insane... actually I'm not suprised this os actually being done. I joked with my wife about continueing to pump after our infant weens off. the demand for this is actually high in our area. They have milk banks here though our local hospital and cannot keep with the demand.

For some mothers this is priceless. So many reasons exist that a mother would be unable to use her own milk. but want to feed an infant breastmilk rather then the alternatives.

I hope the seller is able to help those that really need this service rather then.sell to those with a feddish for it.
legendary
Activity: 1311
Merit: 1000
There was a restaurant selling breast milk ice cream, pretty sure they were doing well, but the health officials stopped it for health reasons, you don't know what the woman has..
hero member
Activity: 557
Merit: 500
I've seen first-hand the Marquis DeSade operation for pumping breast milk.  You're not asking enough, your wife should get a Lexus out of the deal  Smiley

Positive thoughts for your son, he'll get on the track I'm sure. 
full member
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bitbite?
legendary
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Merit: 1000
www.bitcointrading.com
silk road style!~
sr. member
Activity: 420
Merit: 250
Hope your son gets better.  Sad
hero member
Activity: 616
Merit: 500
Portland Bitcoin Group Organizer
CrazyBlane is an apt nickname Wink.

Alton Brown tried making ice cream and cheese with human milk but found that the fat content was too low for it to work. Interesting idea, but kind of freaks me out just the same.
legendary
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legendary
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Welcome to the SaltySpitoon, how Tough are ya?
Also, I checked out onlythebreast.com and I have to say, some of those women are much better at marketing this stuff than me. If I had titled the post "I want to share my wife's rich, creamy breast milk with you", I wonder if I would have gotten more offers?

You could also process it yourself. Make and market the cheese yourself, so the weirdos can spend more time being weird, and less time learning how to make cheese. Not only can you charge an extra markup for added time and labor, but you also appeal to another niche market. With the addition here is your target audience.

1. Babies
2. Creepy people that want breast milk
3. More creepy people that want breast milk cheese
legendary
Activity: 1973
Merit: 1007
They should provide a receipt upon donation.
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hero member
Activity: 756
Merit: 500
Any way to confirm the charity's receipt of your wife's beloved milk?
legendary
Activity: 1973
Merit: 1007

I'm not going to lie, I think about that skit every time my wife adds more "breast milks" to the collection.

odolvlobo is a much better man than me. He's offered me 10 BTC to donate 100+ oz to a local charity and I think I'm going to take him up on it. I really appreciate that offer and I want to thank him for being so generous. Neocate is expensive!

Also, I checked out onlythebreast.com and I have to say, some of those women are much better at marketing this stuff than me. If I had titled the post "I want to share my wife's rich, creamy breast milk with you", I wonder if I would have gotten more offers?
legendary
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420
hero member
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member
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Good luck!
My wife produced double what my son could eat and I tried to sell the excess. Couldnt get any serious buyers despite having several hundred ounces in in the deep-freeze.
legendary
Activity: 1973
Merit: 1007
I'm in Texas, DFW area. Willing to ship with dry ice for anyone buying 100+ ounces.
legendary
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Where are you located?
legendary
Activity: 1973
Merit: 1007
Ladies and Gentlemen.... Welcome to the free market.
Yep, now if only there were more mothers using bitcoin... My wife still doesn't understand how I've been making money with my graphics cards over the past year. Help me prove to her that bitcoin is a viable currency by purchasing her surplus breast milk!
legendary
Activity: 1540
Merit: 1000
Ladies and Gentlemen.... Welcome to the free market.
sr. member
Activity: 454
Merit: 250
Technology and Women. Amazing.
I have type O universal donor blood, I'll sell that for BTC.
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