Superpower: infinite money
Curse: must wait a certain amount of time for a transaction to complete
Topic: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! (Read 1436 times)
Superpower: You are able to travel through time.
Curse: You can't specify year you want to arrive.
Curse: You can't specify year you want to arrive.
Superpower:You can eat an infinite amount of food.
Curse:You can only eat jalapenos.
Curse:You can only eat jalapenos.
Superpower = able to transform into any animal
Curse = can't resist to eat the favorite foods of the animal
Curse = can't resist to eat the favorite foods of the animal
Superpower: You can seduce ANYONE
Curse: You must have sex at least once a day or you'll die
Oh wait, funny combination? Nevermind
Curse: You must have sex at least once a day or you'll die
Oh wait, funny combination? Nevermind
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Superpower = You get a Dollar every time you cough in public
Curse = Anyone you cough on gets a disease that has no cure
Curse = Anyone you cough on gets a disease that has no cure
That curse isn't really a funny one though is it?
Superpower = You get a Dollar every time you cough in public
Curse = Anyone you cough on gets a disease that has no cure
Curse = Anyone you cough on gets a disease that has no cure
Superpower: viagra 24/7
Curse: you can never ejaculate
Curse: you can never ejaculate
And we have a winner!
At least from male point of view 
Superpower: viagra 24/7
Curse: you can never ejaculate
Curse: you can never ejaculate
The power to turn any metal into pure silver,
Curse of having to eat pure gold every day to survive.
Curse of having to eat pure gold every day to survive.
Superpower: You can see through the walls
Supercurse: You cannot see in any other way
Supercurse: You cannot see in any other way
"Oh hey Bill, could yo go behind that wall while we're talking so I can see you."
hahahaha, this made my day
But everything is consider a gamble no?
Atleast you got peoples attention with your money right? lol.
Atleast you got peoples attention with your money right? lol.
Superpower = telekinesis, mind control, ability to fly and travel thru time
Curse = all women want my cock
Curse = all women want my cock
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The power of flight (like Superman).
Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go
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Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go
.Haha that's actually hilarious. I can picture it in my mind.
actually this would be great if someone can do illustrations of this ideas, kinda like, would make good card collector items Like the garbage pail kids
Some of these ones that have been suggested would make funny little comics. Anyone up for it?
I thought of another one: Invisibility. But my curse is I instantly lose my invisibility when I get aroused leaving me standing there naked and embarrassed
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The power of flight (like Superman).
Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go.
Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go
.Haha that's actually hilarious. I can picture it in my mind.
I laughed out loud at that one.
My one would be I could shoot lazers out of my eyes, but everytime I did one also came out of my dick lol
The power of flight (like Superman).
Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go.
Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go
.Haha that's actually hilarious. I can picture it in my mind.
actually this would be great if someone can do illustrations of this ideas, kinda like, would make good card collector items Like the garbage pail kids
The power of flight (like Superman).
Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go.
Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go
.Haha that's actually hilarious. I can picture it in my mind.
Superpower: You can see through the walls
Supercurse: You cannot see in any other way
Supercurse: You cannot see in any other way
"Oh hey Bill, could yo go behind that wall while we're talking so I can see you."
Superpower: You can see through the walls
Supercurse: You cannot see in any other way
Supercurse: You cannot see in any other way
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The power of flight (like Superman).
Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go.
Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go
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