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Topic: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! (Read 1440 times)

sr. member
Activity: 252
Merit: 250
Superpower:  infinite money
Curse:  must wait a certain amount of time for a transaction to complete
legendary
Activity: 2674
Merit: 3000
Terminated.
Superpower: You are able to travel through time.
Curse: You can't specify year you want to arrive.
hero member
Activity: 544
Merit: 500
Superpower:You can eat an infinite amount of food.
Curse:You can only eat jalapenos.
member
Activity: 84
Merit: 10
Superpower = able to transform into any animal
Curse = can't resist to eat the favorite foods of the animal
legendary
Activity: 1540
Merit: 1000
Superpower: You can seduce ANYONE

Curse: You must have sex at least once a day or you'll die

Oh wait, funny combination? Nevermind Tongue
global moderator
Activity: 4018
Merit: 2728
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Superpower = You get a Dollar every time you cough in public

Curse = Anyone you cough on gets a disease that has no cure

That curse isn't really a funny one though is it?  Cheesy
member
Activity: 99
Merit: 10
Superpower = You get a Dollar every time you cough in public

Curse = Anyone you cough on gets a disease that has no cure
legendary
Activity: 1400
Merit: 1001
Superpower: viagra 24/7

Curse: you can never ejaculate

And we have a winner! Cheesy At least from male point of view  Smiley
hero member
Activity: 588
Merit: 500
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Superpower: viagra 24/7

Curse: you can never ejaculate
full member
Activity: 154
Merit: 100
The power to turn any metal into pure silver,
Curse of having to eat pure gold every day to survive.
full member
Activity: 140
Merit: 100
Superpower: You can see through the walls
Supercurse: You cannot see in any other way

"Oh hey Bill, could yo go behind that wall while we're talking so I can see you."

hahahaha, this made my day
member
Activity: 249
Merit: 10
But everything is consider a gamble no?

Atleast you got peoples attention with your money right? lol.
legendary
Activity: 1330
Merit: 1000
dafar consulting
Superpower = telekinesis, mind control, ability to fly and travel thru time

Curse = all women want my cock
global moderator
Activity: 4018
Merit: 2728
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The power of flight (like Superman).

Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go Grin.

Haha that's actually hilarious. I can picture it in my mind.

actually this would be great if someone can do illustrations of this ideas, kinda like, would make good card collector items  Like the garbage pail kids

Some of these ones that have been suggested would make funny little comics. Anyone up for it?

I thought of another one: Invisibility. But my curse is I instantly lose my invisibility when I get aroused leaving me standing there naked and embarrassed Grin.
legendary
Activity: 1232
Merit: 1195
The power of flight (like Superman).

Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go Grin.

Haha that's actually hilarious. I can picture it in my mind.

I laughed out loud at that one.

My one would be I could shoot lazers out of my eyes, but everytime I did one also came out of my dick lol
sr. member
Activity: 378
Merit: 250
The power of flight (like Superman).

Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go Grin.

Haha that's actually hilarious. I can picture it in my mind.

actually this would be great if someone can do illustrations of this ideas, kinda like, would make good card collector items  Like the garbage pail kids
hero member
Activity: 588
Merit: 500
Will Bitcoin Rise Again to $60,000?
The power of flight (like Superman).

Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go Grin.

Haha that's actually hilarious. I can picture it in my mind.
hero member
Activity: 588
Merit: 500
Will Bitcoin Rise Again to $60,000?
Superpower: You can see through the walls
Supercurse: You cannot see in any other way

"Oh hey Bill, could yo go behind that wall while we're talking so I can see you."
legendary
Activity: 1400
Merit: 1001
Superpower: You can see through the walls
Supercurse: You cannot see in any other way
global moderator
Activity: 4018
Merit: 2728
Join the world-leading crypto sportsbook NOW!
The power of flight (like Superman).

Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go Grin.
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