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Topic: You know when you are bitcoin miner when... - page 3. (Read 15236 times)

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99.) Greenpeace has started protesting outside your house
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96) your wife asks why she can't spend "the bitcoins"
97) you have calculated the PUE of your home AC and rigs
98) your electric company sends you a letter that they are going to stop by for a 2nd reading

98 a) Your local news station issues an announcement asking everyone to conserve electricity... and mentions you by name.

98 b) Your child receives a failing grade on a project called "my family's carbon footprint" because the teacher insists he/she couldn't possibly understand the concept based on the results.
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96) your wife asks why she can't spend "the bitcoins"
97) you have calculated the PUE of your home AC and rigs
98) your electric company sends you a letter that they are going to stop by for a 2nd reading
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95. You stop visiting youtube.com because it halves your hash rate
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94.  Your rig pulls more electricity than your grow op.
newbie
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86. you walk into a walk in freezer and instead of admiring the ice cold beers you think "if i put my mining rigs in here..."

87. Upon reading this you think, "nahhh PUE of 2 sucks".

I had to google what PUE is. And then spent a good 15 minutes exploring all the whitepapers.
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93. when you paged through every mining video on youtube and every page on google.
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Bitcoin - helping to end bankster enslavement.
92.  When you fear being accused of running a grow op because of your energy bill.
legendary
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91. You try to convince your significant other to call you "Satoshi" during sex.

literally LOL  ed
edd
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91. You try to convince your significant other to call you "Satoshi" during sex.
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90. After arranging your rigs to have all the fan face the same way, you and your friends test out model planes in your 'wind tunnel'
full member
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you have huge elecricity bill and your electricity seller comppany sends you a postcard telling "thank you"

Thank you card from the electric company - ahahahahahaha  Cheesy
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88.  see above

89.  You realize you'd be willing to shave your head like Valdimir (or do other severe things) for an embarrassingly low amount of bitcoins.  This makes you think, "What kind of person am I becoming?"
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86. you walk into a walk in freezer and instead of admiring the ice cold beers you think "if i put my mining rigs in here..."

87. Upon reading this you think, "nahhh PUE of 2 sucks".
legendary
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86.  The 12-3 cable you ran to the shed is getting warm to the touch, so you head to home depot to buy another 100' of 10-3.
sr. member
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Trust but confirm!
you have huge elecricity bill and your electricity seller comppany sends you a postcard telling "thank you"
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You know when you are bitcoin miner when...

12. ...you can tell the internet connection from the room temperature.  Grin

This.
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86. you walk into a walk in freezer and instead of admiring the ice cold beers you think "if i put my mining rigs in here..."
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When you run all your rigs using a dedicated facility, not at home.  Grin


How about when you ran out of space at your first facility (not your home) so you had to find a second facility. lol


lol, that actually has happened to me.
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when you keep checking your router to make sure it has not locked up...
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