Don’t pay taxes: govt love taxes! It make them super super wealthy and make you super super poor, govt don’t care if you starve to dead tomorrow, that’s your own fault to be basement dweller, govt rather spam their tweeter with non sense China FUD.
If your in some countries where you are forced to pay tax, this just isn't possible mate - unfortunately, not everyone has the option to live in a 3rd world country where they have no infrastructure and can just avoid tax.
Don’t get married: get a traditional marriage and get a nasty divorce, your wealth immediately split into half! It is no brainier why marriage is a trap in the modern lifestyle, and your lawyers won’t help you to get rid of divorce, you’re doomed! We know Jeff Bezos can buy the best lawyers on the planet to fight for his rights, yet the status quo court decide to prejudice all is his fault to get into marriage at the first place, you horny you pay the biggest price! This is justice!
It's because he didn't sign a pre-nup, if you sign one that clearly outlines each others financial situations, and things end up going sideways, you should be fine.
Don’t use bank: Why! We all know bank is a very good investment! You get zero risk while you get a stable fixed deposit income! But why don’t use bank? Because we’re all fooled! We getting so poor today all due to bank! It’s bank fault! We’re all in huge debt!
Don’t invest: Banker love to sell snake oil investment advice! Of course it’s full of moral values to be a decent human being, get a job, get married and invest in well diversified portfolio! Because business create value, we invest in business, and it is the only “real” economy, people who invest into anything else is not investing into real economy! Fuck it! Business itself is a virtual existence, it is an illusion, nobody can touch business, and it can create a lot of value today, by tomorrow it would be just gone and disappeared into abyss! Who the hell buy into this snake oil advice “business is the only real economy” is too dumb to be get rich.
Haha, alright mate.
Finally, don’t get a job, because jobless is not a fake news, govt keep spreading fake hope that we have 0.000001% jobless rate, while many under employed staff wandering around the streets.
Alright, this is the point where I am certain you are trolling. Unemployment rates are real.