You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment

Dabs

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Quote from: crazy-pilot on October 07, 2014, 11:19:18 PM

I'm surprise Phillippines has internet while in Canada and United States are not allowed. Philippines is one of the most corrupt country in the world. I think if you give money to those supervising you they would not mind if you watch porn or watch movies. I'm sure they will allow you to use tor and bitcoin most guards is not IT professionals and would not undestand what you are doing.

Inmates get to leave and enter their prison cells. You've read the news huh. High profile inmates (like former politicians) have their own houses; complete with swimming pools, private gym, and police supplied security. They're just not allowed to leave the country. Actually, they're not allowed to move around, but they do. They just go back. (So as to serve their time.)

Internet and porn are small details that get looked over.

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Quote from: crazy-pilot on October 07, 2014, 11:31:01 PM

Quote from: sgk on October 07, 2014, 11:11:24 PM

Quote from: Dabs on October 07, 2014, 09:38:48 PM

No one is getting internet access in jail.

No one is getting a hooker or girlfriend as well.. Cheesy

This is just for fun. If you'd like to think of something funny or out of the box, this is all about it!

There is, It is called conjugal visit. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conjugal_visit

LOL, I didn't know that. Perhaps some countries allow it and some don't.

BTW, I searched google for it and here's what I found:

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Quote from: sgk on October 07, 2014, 11:11:24 PM

Quote from: Dabs on October 07, 2014, 09:38:48 PM

No one is getting internet access in jail.

No one is getting a hooker or girlfriend as well.. Cheesy

This is just for fun. If you'd like to think of something funny or out of the box, this is all about it!

There is, It is called conjugal visit. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conjugal_visit

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Quote from: Dabs on October 07, 2014, 10:24:14 PM

Well, you get open, clear, unencrypted internet access.. But probably no torrents, no PGP, probably no bitcoins (and you wouldn't want to, someone will steal your coins).

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However much like the use of mobile phones in prison, internet access without supervision, via a smartphone, is banned for all inmates.

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In Canada, inmates are not allowed internet access.
In the Philippines, prisoners are allowed to surf the Internet while closely supervised.
In the United States, the Federal Bureau of Prisons, an agency of the U.S. Department of Justice, has put into place the Trust Fund Limited Inmate Computer System (TRULINCS) on February 19, 2009. This allows inmates access to electronic messaging through e-mails. The message must be text only, and must be conducted in a secure manner between inmate and the public. Messages are subject to monitoring.

Now, for education purposes, for legal viewing of shows or movies, fast internet would be nice. But don't expect any kind of privacy.

I would read up and soak news, current events, read some forums (but probably can't post, just lurk.)

I'm surprise Phillippines has internet while in Canada and United States are not allowed. Philippines is one of the most corrupt country in the world. I think if you give money to those supervising you they would not mind if you watch porn or watch movies. I'm sure they will allow you to use tor and bitcoin most guards is not IT professionals and would not undestand what you are doing.

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Quote from: Dabs on October 07, 2014, 09:38:48 PM

No one is getting internet access in jail.

No one is getting a hooker or girlfriend as well.. Cheesy

This is just for fun. If you'd like to think of something funny or out of the box, this is all about it!

Dabs

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Well, you get open, clear, unencrypted internet access.. But probably no torrents, no PGP, probably no bitcoins (and you wouldn't want to, someone will steal your coins).

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However much like the use of mobile phones in prison, internet access without supervision, via a smartphone, is banned for all inmates.

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In Canada, inmates are not allowed internet access.
In the Philippines, prisoners are allowed to surf the Internet while closely supervised.
In the United States, the Federal Bureau of Prisons, an agency of the U.S. Department of Justice, has put into place the Trust Fund Limited Inmate Computer System (TRULINCS) on February 19, 2009. This allows inmates access to electronic messaging through e-mails. The message must be text only, and must be conducted in a secure manner between inmate and the public. Messages are subject to monitoring.

Now, for education purposes, for legal viewing of shows or movies, fast internet would be nice. But don't expect any kind of privacy.

I would read up and soak news, current events, read some forums (but probably can't post, just lurk.)

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Quote from: Dabs on October 07, 2014, 09:38:48 PM

No one is getting internet access in jail.

There is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_in_prisons.

Dabs

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No one is getting internet access in jail.

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I will choose my girlfriend if there is no other prisoners in our cell.

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Nerds are choosing internet over their girlfriends.

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Internet of course with computer

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Quote from: Vod on October 06, 2014, 09:58:44 PM

Quote from: hedgy73 on October 06, 2014, 06:28:22 PM

Internet 100%. I'd pay good money to get away from my missus for a whole year.

Send 10btc to the address in my signature and I'll frame you for shoplifting. Where abouts do you live?

knowing his luck hed get house arrest XD

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Quote from: Dabs on October 06, 2014, 10:47:31 PM

I'm guessing internet and any form of communication without watching you is out of the question. It is safe to assume you won't get any computer in there.

Depends on where you would serve time. If you're in Norway, you can complain about only having a PS2 and not having a PS3, or whatever it was.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anders_Behring_Breivik

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I like boobies

Quote from: sgk on October 06, 2014, 12:34:33 PM

Quote from: Balthazar on October 06, 2014, 11:38:29 AM

Hooker is too strong word. I would prefer lovely girls.

Aye, Aye, Captain!

'Hooker' changed to 'Girlfriend' Cheesy

I wouldn't want the same girl twice. A different girl each day would be nice. Wink

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I'm guessing internet and any form of communication without watching you is out of the question. It is safe to assume you won't get any computer in there.

So, we are left with hookers / girlfriend. Just be sure they are obedient and loyal and submissive and are comfortable (she gets proper diet, etc.) And I'd also take a heavy duty power rack, an olympic or powerlifting bar, and maybe a ton or two of weight plates, from 5 pounds to 45. (or kilos, if in a metric country).

Come out buff and superman after a year.

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Licking my boob since 1970

Quote from: hedgy73 on October 06, 2014, 06:28:22 PM

Internet 100%. I'd pay good money to get away from my missus for a whole year.

Send 10btc to the address in my signature and I'll frame you for shoplifting. Where abouts do you live?

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most definitely internet i think. you can get bored with all others in time.

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Quote from: MemCiD on October 06, 2014, 09:20:44 PM

Why don't they provide prisoners with internet? That would be cool.

Probably cause its about locking people up as cheap as they can.

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Why don't they provide prisoners with internet? That would be cool.

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Quote from: b!z on October 06, 2014, 09:15:53 PM

Quote from: hamza171 on October 06, 2014, 08:12:26 PM

Internet all day.

A girl would be good at first then she would start nagging or you would start fighting and then it would jsut get shitty.

Computers and the internet open up so much more. I will just fap and enjoy my year of ass sitting entertainment

Interesting point of view. I value real social interaction more.

I imagine there is plenty of social interaction in jail, non homo kind that is.

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