I am flattered that you find them ridiculous. That's a good sign that I am doing what I prefer: Challenging preconceptions and dogma.
The only thing you're very effectively doing is imitating a spam bot, although I must say many of the spam bots I've seen form much more logical statements than you.
Take this one for example:
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That is eons more sophisticated and entertaining than anything you have ever had to say. Go back to working on the Woolong device aka "simple USB reader with your name on it" that you were saying you secured a big banking backer for that turned out to be your cousin.
Any more Ikea tables you want to build for us today Atlas? How about knit us a sweater because it gives you value?
