If atheism is a religion, could laziness be one as well?
BAD Decker - you have the floor. Hit it.
If laziness is a religion then I can become an adept xD
Anyway none of the dumbasses here have ever answered to the original questions. They still never explained why the Earth is flat and square in the Bible...
Or why God thinks the sky is blue because it is made of water... (Genesis chapter 1, day 2)
Ahah, didn't know that. It's a good way to end any logical discussion xD
"God separated the waters above (sky) the firmament (land), from the waters below (oceans) the firmament"
From what are made clouds ? Also, there is some water in every bit of air, so I don't think that this statement is false (you see, I don't come and just say : "that's in the Bible so that's true !" ).
So he made the space from water? Damn it's a shame space is empty nah? ^^
Why do you say that space is empty ? Also, why do you just mention the space. We're talking about the Earth's sky, everything what is above the land and under the ozone.
Because God calls the waters of the sky, "heaven"... ... that's not air, that's a bit higher up, right?...
Actually, Where is heaven? We've looked up... it's not there... we searched the entire universe and cant seem to find this heaven anywhere...
In the early days of Christianity, heaven simply meant the sky... but... heaven is definitely not in the sky... its not floating on clouds, etc
There's some things that the humans can't see, and Heaven is one of them. That's like the souls of damned people which are blocked on Earth.
Ok so it exists but we can't see or feel it?
Same goes for the soul?
Yes, that's part of another world, God's kingdom, where the men who followed a good life go. It's everwhere but it's nowhere at the same time.
Practical.
But why wasn't it written in the Bible?
That come from the common sense. This is like "women aren't equal to men". Everyone should know that if they were correctly educated.
Ahahah xD
Just hope it's humour. If it is, it's damn funny! If it is not... Well shame on your education but it's still funny xD
That's half humour. When I meant not equel, I meant that they don't have the same role. Would you look a women that pass all her days in the pub, that smoke big cigars, that live alone in the woods and that hunt as a normal woman ? I doubt it, and that's a part of the humanity to know what task involve to whom.