Gahaha... OK, wow, what'd I start?
Nah, the card's fried. I only found out about the PC on my way out the door to work today, I quickly hauled the parts of the system inside (PC, cables, monitor) and set them on the living room floor, then yanked out the card and it was drenched... I waved the card around to dry it off, and could hear water hitting everything in its path. For that much water (rainwater, no less, filled with whoknowswhat crap) to be in/on something electronic, AND for the computer to have turned itself off, something seriously bad had to have happened.
Took the card to work, made sure it was completely dry, and tried it in another PC. The computer acted like there was no card in there at all... it just booted from the integrated graphics. Windows started, and it saw nothing either. Tried several things, cleaning the board of any residue or corrosion, looking over the whole board, and there were a few chips that looked like their leads had corroded somehow, they look like they were just eaten away. Very strange. No chips looked "popped" or anything, just eaten away a bit, somehow.
When I got home, I took a second look at the PC itself. I don't dare plug it in yet - it was still totally soaking wet. Earlier, when I brought it inside, I held it with the open side downward to "drain" it... water just poured out. Probably not good for the carpet, but fuck it. But, yeah, it was soaked. And it still is kinda wet...
For a computer to actually shut off... think about it. If it BSODs, it either reboots or hangs at the BSOD. If it hangs, it just hangs. If it overheats, that's about the only time I've known a computer to shut down. This thing was *off*, and with that kind of rain, I couldn't imagine it actually running.
Yeah, it's pretty safe to say the card's toast. Probably even the computer, too. :/
edit: Can't keep a good falcon down.