Topic: 10K BTC accidentally lost - may be somebody could help me find them! (Read 1643 times)
April 20, 2015, 12:15:35 PM
Lol, I'm sorry for you if your story is true. Otherwise it can be a good base to write a book.
April 20, 2015, 07:55:15 AM
It was usual rainy spring day, when I was sitting near the window and thinking about sad situation, happened to me: I lost almost all of my money because of carders and my mood was even dirtier than the weather. Also, in that times my small business was suffering losses and I decided to cell it or to turn a tide. I googled a lot, trying to find best solution, just look for my google queries in order to understand my state of mind:
- "how cell business quickly";
- "is it really impossible to cell busines quickly?";
- "how improve public catering point";
- "deliver large amount of whiskey to home";
- "cartoons about pony online"
One of the serach results contained something about bitcoin and I read some article without any interest. My first assotiations to bitcoin were "motorbike in Tokyo", "torrent", "shatter to 256 parts". I told about bitcoin to my friend and he surprisingly inflamed with bitcoin and helped me to implement bitcoin payments in my humble web site.
Few weeks later after bitcoin payment implementation, some customer put an order in my site. His nickname was "lasso" or "lazlo", I don't remember and he proposed to give me ridiculous sum - about 10K bitcoins for 2 pizzas. Surely, I laughed and told to my friend: "Look! This guy thinks I'm a pizza donator!" My friend convinced me to be kind and accept this proposal. I put all this 10K bitcoins to my old laptop and forgot about them. Month later, I had to cell my business in order to close all my debts and also sold my laptop.
...In November, 2013 I had heard bitcoin price and from that time to the moment my only wish is to find a guy who purchased my laptop. If you read this please, return me my laptop, you anyway doesn't know my private key! I will give you 100BTC, just return me my laptop!!!!!
- "how cell business quickly";
- "is it really impossible to cell busines quickly?";
- "how improve public catering point";
- "deliver large amount of whiskey to home";
- "cartoons about pony online"
One of the serach results contained something about bitcoin and I read some article without any interest. My first assotiations to bitcoin were "motorbike in Tokyo", "torrent", "shatter to 256 parts". I told about bitcoin to my friend and he surprisingly inflamed with bitcoin and helped me to implement bitcoin payments in my humble web site.
Few weeks later after bitcoin payment implementation, some customer put an order in my site. His nickname was "lasso" or "lazlo", I don't remember and he proposed to give me ridiculous sum - about 10K bitcoins for 2 pizzas. Surely, I laughed and told to my friend: "Look! This guy thinks I'm a pizza donator!" My friend convinced me to be kind and accept this proposal. I put all this 10K bitcoins to my old laptop and forgot about them. Month later, I had to cell my business in order to close all my debts and also sold my laptop.
...In November, 2013 I had heard bitcoin price and from that time to the moment my only wish is to find a guy who purchased my laptop. If you read this please, return me my laptop, you anyway doesn't know my private key! I will give you 100BTC, just return me my laptop!!!!!
Pics or it didn't happen. Or in this case, bitcoin addresses or it didn't happen.
April 20, 2015, 04:16:07 AM
wasted my 2 min on this 
April 19, 2015, 11:51:49 PM
HAHAHAHA
April 17, 2015, 04:59:11 PM
It was usual rainy spring day, when I was sitting near the window and thinking about sad situation, happened to me: I lost almost all of my money because of carders and my mood was even dirtier than the weather. Also, in that times my small business was suffering losses and I decided to cell it or to turn a tide. I googled a lot, trying to find best solution, just look for my google queries in order to understand my state of mind:
- "how cell business quickly";
- "is it really impossible to cell busines quickly?";
- "how improve public catering point";
- "deliver large amount of whiskey to home";
- "cartoons about pony online"
One of the serach results contained something about bitcoin and I read some article without any interest. My first assotiations to bitcoin were "motorbike in Tokyo", "torrent", "shatter to 256 parts". I told about bitcoin to my friend and he surprisingly inflamed with bitcoin and helped me to implement bitcoin payments in my humble web site.
Few weeks later after bitcoin payment implementation, some customer put an order in my site. His nickname was "lasso" or "lazlo", I don't remember and he proposed to give me ridiculous sum - about 10K bitcoins for 2 pizzas. Surely, I laughed and told to my friend: "Look! This guy thinks I'm a pizza donator!" My friend convinced me to be kind and accept this proposal. I put all this 10K bitcoins to my old laptop and forgot about them. Month later, I had to cell my business in order to close all my debts and also sold my laptop.
...In November, 2013 I had heard bitcoin price and from that time to the moment my only wish is to find a guy who purchased my laptop. If you read this please, return me my laptop, you anyway doesn't know my private key! I will give you 100BTC, just return me my laptop!!!!!
- "how cell business quickly";
- "is it really impossible to cell busines quickly?";
- "how improve public catering point";
- "deliver large amount of whiskey to home";
- "cartoons about pony online"
One of the serach results contained something about bitcoin and I read some article without any interest. My first assotiations to bitcoin were "motorbike in Tokyo", "torrent", "shatter to 256 parts". I told about bitcoin to my friend and he surprisingly inflamed with bitcoin and helped me to implement bitcoin payments in my humble web site.
Few weeks later after bitcoin payment implementation, some customer put an order in my site. His nickname was "lasso" or "lazlo", I don't remember and he proposed to give me ridiculous sum - about 10K bitcoins for 2 pizzas. Surely, I laughed and told to my friend: "Look! This guy thinks I'm a pizza donator!" My friend convinced me to be kind and accept this proposal. I put all this 10K bitcoins to my old laptop and forgot about them. Month later, I had to cell my business in order to close all my debts and also sold my laptop.
...In November, 2013 I had heard bitcoin price and from that time to the moment my only wish is to find a guy who purchased my laptop. If you read this please, return me my laptop, you anyway doesn't know my private key! I will give you 100BTC, just return me my laptop!!!!!
You truly are the jokes . Like attention or simply sensational narrative ? within 24 minutes after you post it , you have found the owner of the story.
"lasso" or "lazlo" .
If you have the private key. I don't think you're here to find your laptop. maybe this time you 're at Caribbean beach.
April 17, 2015, 01:03:20 PM
Sadly I had something similar happen to me. I lost over 20K BTC the other day. I was just working on my laptop outside when my unicorn bit it; while holding it in its mouth it flew away. 
Unicorns fly? Well you learn something new everyday! On topic, Pathetic story and a little delayed considering the timeline of things, I give you a 1 out of 10, you know for creativity
-1/10, dude it wasnt even entertaining.
April 17, 2015, 12:58:20 PM
Sadly I had something similar happen to me. I lost over 20K BTC the other day. I was just working on my laptop outside when my unicorn bit it; while holding it in its mouth it flew away.
Unicorns fly? Well you learn something new everyday! On topic, Pathetic story and a little delayed considering the timeline of things, I give you a 1 out of 10, you know for creativity
April 17, 2015, 12:57:45 PM
Best bullshit story so far. No one is THAT stupid to think if the private keys are still intact someone must have used them by now. They are long gone and zeroed/overwritten if this story was true.
April 17, 2015, 12:51:43 PM
Saying honestly, I'm not a troll. I created this story in order to take part in cryptonews contest - https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/what-does-bitcoin-mean-for-you-comment-and-win-1-bitcoin-1027640 as I wanted to earn 1 BTC if I will be lucky. I'm going to marry and thus I'm looking for such stupid earnings like 1 post = 1BTC
But I looked to all boring stories of other guys in contest page and decided to post it here. The reason is simple - most likely my story isn't relevant to contest (because it's obvious fake) and it's better at least to cheer up guys from bitcointalk than simply delete my post.
But I looked to all boring stories of other guys in contest page and decided to post it here. The reason is simple - most likely my story isn't relevant to contest (because it's obvious fake) and it's better at least to cheer up guys from bitcointalk than simply delete my post.
April 17, 2015, 12:42:43 PM
only Satoshi can do this.
April 17, 2015, 12:41:48 PM
I almost feel for the story till I read the replies of the user. It won't be strange if someone did that earlier in 2009-10 as bitcoin price was $0.001 or merely nothing and a pizza is worth about $6-$7 approx even in 2009 so basically a person would be sending 10K bitcoins for 2 pizzas.
I just found this on wikipedia:
"Feb 2010 – May 2010 less than $0.01 User "laszlo" made the first real-world transaction – he bought 2 pizzas for 10,000 BTC.[74][75] User "SmokeTooMuch" auctioned 10,000 BTC for $50 (cumulatively), but no buyer was found."
So this news is true.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Bitcoin
Pointing out the obvious are we or are you still new to this?I just found this on wikipedia:
"Feb 2010 – May 2010 less than $0.01 User "laszlo" made the first real-world transaction – he bought 2 pizzas for 10,000 BTC.[74][75] User "SmokeTooMuch" auctioned 10,000 BTC for $50 (cumulatively), but no buyer was found."
So this news is true.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Bitcoin
OP is trying to sell us a fake story. He's trying to pretend that he was the man who took the 10K bitcoins for pizza. People need to stop falling for this nonsense.
I dint know this story before and I am still new to bitcoins. It was last month when I inquired the first price of a bitcoin as I don't know the HISTORY of bitcoins as you all know.
I created my story around this well known fact
Yeah just read it. I guess everyone already knew this except me.
April 17, 2015, 12:39:59 PM
I just found this on wikipedia:
"Feb 2010 – May 2010 less than $0.01 User "laszlo" made the first real-world transaction – he bought 2 pizzas for 10,000 BTC.[74][75] User "SmokeTooMuch" auctioned 10,000 BTC for $50 (cumulatively), but no buyer was found."
So this news is true.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Bitcoin
I created my story around this well known fact
April 17, 2015, 12:38:56 PM
I almost feel for the story till I read the replies of the user. It won't be strange if someone did that earlier in 2009-10 as bitcoin price was $0.001 or merely nothing and a pizza is worth about $6-$7 approx even in 2009 so basically a person would be sending 10K bitcoins for 2 pizzas.
I just found this on wikipedia:
"Feb 2010 – May 2010 less than $0.01 User "laszlo" made the first real-world transaction – he bought 2 pizzas for 10,000 BTC.[74][75] User "SmokeTooMuch" auctioned 10,000 BTC for $50 (cumulatively), but no buyer was found."
So this news is true.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Bitcoin
Pointing out the obvious are we or are you still new to this?I just found this on wikipedia:
"Feb 2010 – May 2010 less than $0.01 User "laszlo" made the first real-world transaction – he bought 2 pizzas for 10,000 BTC.[74][75] User "SmokeTooMuch" auctioned 10,000 BTC for $50 (cumulatively), but no buyer was found."
So this news is true.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Bitcoin
OP is trying to sell us a fake story. He's trying to pretend that he was the man who took the 10K bitcoins for pizza. People need to stop falling for this nonsense.
Sadly I had something similar happen to me. I lost over 20K BTC the other day. I was just working on my laptop outside when my unicorn bit it; while holding it in its mouth it flew away.
Note: This is not supposed to be funny. Keep it in your pants instead of going on the offensive.
April 17, 2015, 12:29:21 PM
Are you high ? 
April 17, 2015, 12:19:10 PM
I almost feel for the story till I read the replies of the user. It won't be strange if someone did that earlier in 2009-10 as bitcoin price was $0.001 or merely nothing and a pizza is worth about $6-$7 approx even in 2009 so basically a person would be sending 10K bitcoins for 2 pizzas.
I just found this on wikipedia:
"Feb 2010 – May 2010 less than $0.01 User "laszlo" made the first real-world transaction – he bought 2 pizzas for 10,000 BTC.[74][75] User "SmokeTooMuch" auctioned 10,000 BTC for $50 (cumulatively), but no buyer was found."
So this news is true.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Bitcoin
I just found this on wikipedia:
"Feb 2010 – May 2010 less than $0.01 User "laszlo" made the first real-world transaction – he bought 2 pizzas for 10,000 BTC.[74][75] User "SmokeTooMuch" auctioned 10,000 BTC for $50 (cumulatively), but no buyer was found."
So this news is true.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Bitcoin
April 17, 2015, 12:12:26 PM
That made me chuckle. 
... not the OP, but the people who thought he was serious. Sometimes I wonder if people on Bitcointalk actually read the posts, perhaps they're too busy spamming sigs.
... not the OP, but the people who thought he was serious. Sometimes I wonder if people on Bitcointalk actually read the posts, perhaps they're too busy spamming sigs.Thats the height of trolling..
Though I recommend OP to please try posting stories which sounds real..
April 17, 2015, 12:10:16 PM
Regarding the private key thing I'm pretty sure he means the wallet.dat is in the laptop but it's encrypted. So OP has the password and the person who bought the laptop could have the encrypted wallet.dat.
Yep, I planned to write this version but decided to open my joke earlier))
April 17, 2015, 12:10:04 PM
That made me chuckle. ... not the OP, but the people who thought he was serious.
... not the OP, but the people who thought he was serious.agreed with you that sounds really funny every time a newbie come with kind of kind story to lose 10k, 15k bitcoin,
if they really lose than they are big stupid
April 17, 2015, 12:09:43 PM
Guys, take it easy. Especially Sarthak))
I wrote this post with "overflowing" sarcasm and if somebody can't detect it he has problems with sense of humour))
Just read again - cartoons about pony online (intentionally wrote this), motorbike in Tokyo(Nakamoto), shatter to 256 parts (SHA-256).
Dont always alarm troll busters with these artistic posts I wrote this post with "overflowing" sarcasm and if somebody can't detect it he has problems with sense of humour))
Just read again - cartoons about pony online (intentionally wrote this
), motorbike in Tokyo(Nakamoto), shatter to 256 parts (SHA-256). Things could sometimes get serious. 
April 17, 2015, 12:08:35 PM
Guys, take it easy. Especially Sarthak))
I wrote this post with "overflowing" sarcasm and if somebody can't detect it he has problems with sense of humour))
Just read again - cartoons about pony online (intentionally wrote this), motorbike in Tokyo(Nakamoto), shatter to 256 parts (SHA-256).
I wrote this post with "overflowing" sarcasm and if somebody can't detect it he has problems with sense of humour))
Just read again - cartoons about pony online (intentionally wrote this
), motorbike in Tokyo(Nakamoto), shatter to 256 parts (SHA-256).Oh sorry
You were trolling in a stupid manner! Annoying trolling
Edit: I am amazed that you made this account in feb 2014 just to write this post
The troll is nearly an art, and the op is a real artist. Well done @yet_another_bitcoiner!
That made me chuckle. ... not the OP, but the people who thought he was serious.
... not the OP, but the people who thought he was serious.Really a substantial thread
. This forum is really awesome, every day a news user post with a fantasious story about "bitcoin". Jump to: