Topic: 10K BTC accidentally lost - may be somebody could help me find them! - page 2. (Read 1643 times)

That made me chuckle. ... not the OP, but the people who thought he was serious. Sometimes I wonder if people on Bitcointalk actually read the posts, perhaps they're too busy spamming sigs.

Oh sorry
You were trolling in a stupid manner! Annoying trolling

Edit: I am amazed that you made this account in feb 2014 just to write this post

Guys, take it easy. Especially Sarthak))

I wrote this post with "overflowing" sarcasm and if somebody can't detect it he has problems with sense of humour))

Just read again - cartoons about pony online (intentionally wrote this ), motorbike in Tokyo(Nakamoto), shatter to 256 parts (SHA-256).

OP is obviously trolling, or wants to grab some donations. Regarding the private key thing I'm pretty sure he means the wallet.dat is in the laptop but it's encrypted. So OP has the password and the person who bought the laptop could have the encrypted wallet.dat.

I quite dont get the private key thing. You own the private key, but the laptop doesnt have it on it? What do you mean he doesnt have the private key? If your wallet is installed on the laptop there will be a private key there.
And also, if you want to access a wallet you only need to import private key, not both private + public
You dont even have basic bitcoin knowledge and own 10k btc?!

Obviously, this is the longest troll I have read from a newbie

Will you please shut up? I saw your last post and you were posting your qoinpro referral link! Why does someone who used to have 10k BTC  even use a service and use it's referral link when that service pays you 1k satoshi per year? Plus that pizza was sold a long time ago. You just registered in feb 2014 

Wow, looks like I found my former customer - https://bitcointalk.org/?topic=137.0

It's so sad I sold my laptop with laszlo's btc to somebody. Life is very strange thing... who knowed, that 10K btc will be ~ 2.5 millions for now(((

I am really confused why only the "newbie" trolls loose their bitcoins in their dream

If you have your private key, you have your bitcoins. You dont need to beg for your laptop.

Though this really really sounds ridiculous but it is one of the best made up stories till now .
So are you 'jercos'

What even is this?

It was usual rainy spring day, when I was sitting near the window and thinking about sad situation, happened to me: I lost almost all of my money because of carders and my mood was even dirtier than the weather. Also, in that times my small business was suffering losses and I decided to cell it or to turn a tide. I googled a lot, trying to find best solution, just look for my google queries in order to understand my state of mind:

- "how cell business quickly";
- "is it really impossible to cell busines quickly?";
- "how improve public catering point";
- "deliver large amount of whiskey to home";
- "cartoons about pony online"

One of the serach results contained something about bitcoin and I read some article without any interest. My first assotiations to bitcoin were "motorbike in Tokyo", "torrent", "shatter to 256 parts". I told about bitcoin to my friend and he surprisingly inflamed with bitcoin and helped me to implement bitcoin payments in my humble web site.

Few weeks later after bitcoin payment implementation, some customer put an order in my site. His nickname was "lasso" or "lazlo", I don't remember and he proposed to give me ridiculous sum  - about 10K bitcoins for 2 pizzas. Surely, I laughed and told to my friend: "Look! This guy thinks I'm a pizza donator!" My friend convinced me to be kind and accept this proposal. I put all this 10K bitcoins to my old laptop and forgot about them. Month later, I had to cell my business in order to close all my debts and also sold my laptop.

...In November, 2013 I had heard bitcoin price and from that time to the moment my only wish is to find a guy who purchased my laptop. If you read this please, return me my laptop, you anyway doesn't know my private key! I will give you 100BTC, just return me my laptop!!!!!