Let me break this down.
Very well, let's do so.
You will become one of the world's greatest musicians after 6 months of practice (to use the term loosely).
- Yes, humans are evolving exponentially.
- Dank, what colour is the sky?
- Chair.
Still waiting for your metric, or at least of vague explanation of what it means to be such a musician.
You take on ridiculously expensive loans, backed by karma/your soul.
- They're really not too expensive for me, I've been managing them fine. Karma does indeed allow me to thrive.
Also, stacking loans, and taking easy outs with the IBB.
You claim to be able to know the cure to cancer.
- Yes, cannabis cures cancer, I've linked to many studies on several occasions.
Cannabinoids, a fucking entirely different thing than cannabis, affect various cancers in certain ways. Yes, in some specific cases, in specific studies, signs of remission have been seen. You base this opinion on two study abstracts, 170 words between the two. Have you read the entire study?
Furthermore, you can't cure cancer. You can cure
a cancer, maybe.
Finally, if you could indeed cure cancer as a whole with what I assume would be the most awesomely huge stage smoke machine on a pick-up bed, why don't you? Imagine the lives saved! Imagine the vast amounts of karma! But no, you're keeping the cure to yourself, you heartless bastard.
You admit to speeding and driving under influence, yet claim you can't be harmed.
- I believe in my ability to operate a motor vehicle, I know I will not die in a car accident.
This would be funny if it didn't pose such an immense and imminent threat to other people. I crunched numbers for a road fatality study last year, people like you are the prime reason people die through no fucking reason or fault of their own. In 2009, in my region, fatal incidents involving impaired drivers accounted for an average of 2.7 deaths, rarely the offending driver, cause they usually stay limp as their brains and social conscience.
Break a bunch of glass bottles and roll in the shards. Please.
You proclaim you will become a billionaire shortly.
- I'm capable of it, but this is not what I want anymore.
Lolwut?
You want to start various small businesses, but say proper planing isn't required.
- Not true, I've done much planning for my hookah lounge, it's just more of mental planning (aside from the spreadsheets) than step by step planning.
No, no you haven't. At best, if I am to believe you actually took the time to pester the good people at SCORE, a lawyer and the rest, you're simply subcontracting the effort out, and you can't do that for the whole process.
I'd say you're guaranteed to fail, but that would involve you actually trying.
Despite clear forensic proof saying the contrary, you claim you don't run a ponzi.
- Where is this proof? If I didn't invest each deposit to make a positive return, over the duration of the investment, I'd say you we're right.
Challenge accepted, I will be reviewing your debtor track record shortly.
You claim you're not on drugs, nor have any mental issues.
- Our brain is made of drugs, you can naturally change your perception, I am high off life.
No you insignificant dumb fuck, our brains are not made of drugs. At least ours aren't, and the word you were probably looking for in your case is filled.
I did not form these opinions based off sensing my future, I formed these opinions based off my life experiences and learning to believe. I used to not believe in anything.
Belief. To be honest, I've sensed future events, in my life, throughout the last few years of my life. Every one coming true. This applies to good and bad occurrences in my life, at times I wished I couldn't do this.
Whoever said it in here was right, evolution gives us a glimpse into the future, using logic. There are, naturally, certain steps man must achieve while evolving.
Dude, 15 minutes ago.
Dude.