Selfish because...
He gave you life along with multitudes of abilities that you wouldn't have because there is no other way for you to get them or life.
When you decided to block Him out of your life, He faithfully held you alive for a long time hoping that you would turn to Him, the only One who can hold you alive.
When the devil transformed you into one of the damned, He sent His Son to die on a cross in place of you so that you can be saved from death to partake of the glory and joy of the new universe He is preparing for all who accept Him.
He gives you freedom in your life in many ways, yet doesn't give you enough so that you accidentally go out and destroy yourself... even though there are some who commit suicide.
He loves you because He knows how important you are to yourself, and that is part of the thing that keeps you important to Him as well.
... So selfish.
Yes, he also gave the life to multiple children and let their parents abuse them and rape them. That's totally not selfish.
He did not give me life. You're trying to say that he's the one keep me alive? Well that's just ignorant.
I wasn't transformed into one of the damned because I didn't live at that time, unless you think I'm an alien.
The Bible is not evil. It is full of practical advice on things like raising kids.
“This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey us, he is a glutton and a drunkard.” Then all the men of his city shall stone him to death; so you shall remove the evil from your midst, and all Israel shall hear of it and fear.
welcome to Rome 200 A.D.
Yes. I also like the one where your daughter has to marry her rapist.