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Haдпиcь “выпoлнeнo 99%” paдyeт тoлькo пepвыe тpи чaca .
A man was interviewing for a job.
“And remember,” said the interviewer, “we are very keen about cleanliness. Did you wipe your shoes on the mat before entering?”
“Oh, yes, sir,” replied the man.
The interviewer narrowed his eyes and said, “We are also very keen about honesty. There is no mat.”
“And remember,” said the interviewer, “we are very keen about cleanliness. Did you wipe your shoes on the mat before entering?”
“Oh, yes, sir,” replied the man.
The interviewer narrowed his eyes and said, “We are also very keen about honesty. There is no mat.”
so there are three cowboys, walking through the desert, thirsty and starved.
they stumble across a river and rejoice, finally water!!!! they run to it and start drinking.
It turns out the river is owned by some native indians and they take them hostage.
Their chief appears and tells the cowboys: You've crossed into our borders, do you want the good news, or the bad news?
one of the cowboys responds: what's the bad news?
Chief: The bad news is that we're going to kill you and use your skin to make canoes.
Cowboy 1: and the good news?
Chief: We appreciate freedom of choice and will allow you to decide what weapon we use, and if you kill yourself, or we do.
Cowboy 1: well, doesn't matter either way, you guys can do it.
- cowboy 1 is killed -
Cowboy 2: It's my life and i want to be the one to end it, get me a gun.
- cowboy 2 shoots himself -
Cowboy 3: I'll kill myself too. Get me a... knife. no a.. hrm. a fork. yes. get me a fork.
The indians, confused, get the man a fork, and he suddenly starts laughing maniacally, stabbing himself in the chest repeatedly screaming:
"WAHAHAA!!! SO MUCH FOR YOUR CANOE IDEA!!!"
they stumble across a river and rejoice, finally water!!!! they run to it and start drinking.
It turns out the river is owned by some native indians and they take them hostage.
Their chief appears and tells the cowboys: You've crossed into our borders, do you want the good news, or the bad news?
one of the cowboys responds: what's the bad news?
Chief: The bad news is that we're going to kill you and use your skin to make canoes.
Cowboy 1: and the good news?
Chief: We appreciate freedom of choice and will allow you to decide what weapon we use, and if you kill yourself, or we do.
Cowboy 1: well, doesn't matter either way, you guys can do it.
- cowboy 1 is killed -
Cowboy 2: It's my life and i want to be the one to end it, get me a gun.
- cowboy 2 shoots himself -
Cowboy 3: I'll kill myself too. Get me a... knife. no a.. hrm. a fork. yes. get me a fork.
The indians, confused, get the man a fork, and he suddenly starts laughing maniacally, stabbing himself in the chest repeatedly screaming:
"WAHAHAA!!! SO MUCH FOR YOUR CANOE IDEA!!!"
It's not even a joke after all, if you can see this then it means you are alive after all
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First cowboy: Why did you carry only one log for the campfire when the other hands carry two?
Second cowboy: I guess the others are too lazy to make two trips.
Second cowboy: I guess the others are too lazy to make two trips.
One day Adam is talking to God, and he asks, "God, I've been wondering. Why did you make Eve so pretty?"
God replies, "Because I wanted you to like her."
Then Adam asks, "But why did you make her so stupid?"
God answers, "Because I wanted her to like you."
God replies, "Because I wanted you to like her."
Then Adam asks, "But why did you make her so stupid?"
God answers, "Because I wanted her to like you."
a bit nerdy but I like this one so much :
Einstein covers his eyes and begins counting. While Heisenberg and Pascal run off and hide, Newton takes out some chalk and marks a square on the ground with a side length of exactly 1 meter, then sits down inside the square.
When Einstein is finished counting and sees Newton sitting on the ground, he yells, "Ha, I've found you, Newton!". Newton however replies, "No you haven't! You've found Pascal!
(ɹǝʇǝɯ ǝɹɐnbs ɹǝd uoʇʍǝu 1 = lɐɔsɐd 1)
Hahahahaha... I love this joke... Einstein covers his eyes and begins counting. While Heisenberg and Pascal run off and hide, Newton takes out some chalk and marks a square on the ground with a side length of exactly 1 meter, then sits down inside the square.
When Einstein is finished counting and sees Newton sitting on the ground, he yells, "Ha, I've found you, Newton!". Newton however replies, "No you haven't! You've found Pascal!
(ɹǝʇǝɯ ǝɹɐnbs ɹǝd uoʇʍǝu 1 = lɐɔsɐd 1)
a bit nerdy but I like this one so much :
Einstein covers his eyes and begins counting. While Heisenberg and Pascal run off and hide, Newton takes out some chalk and marks a square on the ground with a side length of exactly 1 meter, then sits down inside the square.
When Einstein is finished counting and sees Newton sitting on the ground, he yells, "Ha, I've found you, Newton!". Newton however replies, "No you haven't! You've found Pascal!
(ɹǝʇǝɯ ǝɹɐnbs ɹǝd uoʇʍǝu 1 = lɐɔsɐd 1)
Einstein covers his eyes and begins counting. While Heisenberg and Pascal run off and hide, Newton takes out some chalk and marks a square on the ground with a side length of exactly 1 meter, then sits down inside the square.
When Einstein is finished counting and sees Newton sitting on the ground, he yells, "Ha, I've found you, Newton!". Newton however replies, "No you haven't! You've found Pascal!
(ɹǝʇǝɯ ǝɹɐnbs ɹǝd uoʇʍǝu 1 = lɐɔsɐd 1)
True nerd you are, I like this joke so much lol.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
huehuhe
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
huehuhe
True story:
My supermodel girlfriend (women like money) was bending over in the freezer to grab some meat, and it turned me on so much I just had to take her right there.
Now we are banned from that grocery store... :/
My supermodel girlfriend (women like money) was bending over in the freezer to grab some meat, and it turned me on so much I just had to take her right there.
Now we are banned from that grocery store... :/
Q. A girl fell off of a 30-foot ladder, but she didn't get hurt at all. How is this possible?
A. She fell off the bottom step!
top kek
A. She fell off the bottom step!
top kek
A woman asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 12:30 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 12:00 one.
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 12:00 one.
My life a very interisting joke My all friend journey by tran.
face left
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congrats, idiot
face right
congrats, idiot
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language
One of the best motivation to learn a forigner language. 
)) a bit nerdy but I like this one so much :
Einstein covers his eyes and begins counting. While Heisenberg and Pascal run off and hide, Newton takes out some chalk and marks a square on the ground with a side length of exactly 1 meter, then sits down inside the square.
When Einstein is finished counting and sees Newton sitting on the ground, he yells, "Ha, I've found you, Newton!". Newton however replies, "No you haven't! You've found Pascal!
(ɹǝʇǝɯ ǝɹɐnbs ɹǝd uoʇʍǝu 1 = lɐɔsɐd 1)
Einstein covers his eyes and begins counting. While Heisenberg and Pascal run off and hide, Newton takes out some chalk and marks a square on the ground with a side length of exactly 1 meter, then sits down inside the square.
When Einstein is finished counting and sees Newton sitting on the ground, he yells, "Ha, I've found you, Newton!". Newton however replies, "No you haven't! You've found Pascal!
(ɹǝʇǝɯ ǝɹɐnbs ɹǝd uoʇʍǝu 1 = lɐɔsɐd 1)
)) It's a good one. Thank you. A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language
a bit nerdy but I like this one so much :
Einstein covers his eyes and begins counting. While Heisenberg and Pascal run off and hide, Newton takes out some chalk and marks a square on the ground with a side length of exactly 1 meter, then sits down inside the square.
When Einstein is finished counting and sees Newton sitting on the ground, he yells, "Ha, I've found you, Newton!". Newton however replies, "No you haven't! You've found Pascal!
(ɹǝʇǝɯ ǝɹɐnbs ɹǝd uoʇʍǝu 1 = lɐɔsɐd 1)
Einstein covers his eyes and begins counting. While Heisenberg and Pascal run off and hide, Newton takes out some chalk and marks a square on the ground with a side length of exactly 1 meter, then sits down inside the square.
When Einstein is finished counting and sees Newton sitting on the ground, he yells, "Ha, I've found you, Newton!". Newton however replies, "No you haven't! You've found Pascal!
(ɹǝʇǝɯ ǝɹɐnbs ɹǝd uoʇʍǝu 1 = lɐɔsɐd 1)
Hi my friends,
Would you tell me a good joke, please?
I just want to laugh
Thank you!
Would you tell me a good joke, please?
I just want to laugh
Thank you!
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