How do you make a hoe moan?
Tell her you only use Bitcoin.
Topic: a stupid bitcoin joke ... lol (Read 2239 times)
I thought that whored bitcoins were bad for the bitcoin economy.
78% of bitcoins are whored.
Don't whored your bitcoins - spend them on drugs!
78% of bitcoins are whored.
Don't whored your bitcoins - spend them on drugs!
how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?
How many bitcoins to hook a banger cost?
Wait, seriously? An low-end hooker is only about $50? Where do you live?
I probably will not tell my country because it will further damage it's reputation. All that I can say many prostitutes are russian. 
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how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?
For me it cost 4.58 BTC or slightly less. For such payment I can get reasonably good looking prostitute that is not diseased. BTC > Cash > ATM withdraw > Girl.If someone sends me 5 BTC for this purpose I even might post a video of the purchase here lol. If she agrees to video camera. It would be similar to 10 000 Pizza. I know that in black market there was prostitutes available for BTC but the service cost much more.
Wait, seriously? An low-end hooker is only about $50? Where do you live?
looks like we are having a "bitcoin jokes thread"...
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looks like we are having a "bitcoin jokes thread"...
I think 51% of readers have already agreed on that.
looks like we are having a "bitcoin jokes thread"...
I think 51% of readers have already agreed on that.
looks like we are having a "bitcoin jokes thread"...
I just noticed - I think there's something wrong with your chart. 17 bitcoiners per 10 megahookers? That's nearly six hundred thousand hookers per bitcoiner. I'm not sure that's possible, even with the legendary feats of endurance one develops by becoming a bitcoiner. Perhaps you've estimated the curve incorrectly?
Sorry, maybe I should have made the chart clearer.
A mega hooker is a measurement of difficulty and not the number of hookers. An average hooker rates at a difficulty of around 10 mega hookers or 10MHks. But remember not all hookers rate the same difficulty. Your average bitconer, for example, is likely to seek out hookers of low difficulty due to the non-native environment.
I hope this clears things up.
Yes.
Yes it does clear things up.
I imagine a difficulty 1 hooker must be a fairly poor sort of hooker, like a 19th century dockside moll. Are they still extant? Perhaps the measurement is still kept for historical purposes.
I just noticed - I think there's something wrong with your chart. 17 bitcoiners per 10 megahookers? That's nearly six hundred thousand hookers per bitcoiner. I'm not sure that's possible, even with the legendary feats of endurance one develops by becoming a bitcoiner. Perhaps you've estimated the curve incorrectly?
Sorry, maybe I should have made the chart clearer.
A mega hooker a a measurement of difficulty and not the number of hookers. An average hooker rates at a difficulty of around 10 mega hookers or 10MHks. But remember not all hookers rate the same difficulty. Your average bitconer, for example, is likely to seek out hookers of low difficulty due to the non-native environment.
I hope this clears things up.
I initially thought this joke was way funnier than it was - I thought the post was:
My answer to the joke I thought it was would have been - "Dunno - it depends on the Difficulty".
how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?
My answer to the joke I thought it was would have been - "Dunno - it depends on the Difficulty".
I made a chart.
Well, that answers that then
I just noticed - I think there's something wrong with your chart. 17 bitcoiners per 10 megahookers? That's nearly six hundred thousand hookers per bitcoiner. I'm not sure that's possible, even with the legendary feats of endurance one develops by becoming a bitcoiner. Perhaps you've estimated the curve incorrectly?
Hookers cannot into Bitcoin
I initially thought this joke was way funnier than it was - I thought the post was:
My answer to the joke I thought it was would have been - "Dunno - it depends on the Difficulty".
how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?
My answer to the joke I thought it was would have been - "Dunno - it depends on the Difficulty".
I made a chart.
Nice.
Actually, I think the presence of the camera, and the intent to distribute on the internet makes it a legit transaction. At least, in localities where filming porn is legal.
I initially thought this joke was way funnier than it was - I thought the post was:
My answer to the joke I thought it was would have been - "Dunno - it depends on the Difficulty".
how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?
My answer to the joke I thought it was would have been - "Dunno - it depends on the Difficulty".
I made a chart.
Well, that answers that then
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Hooker is not in on it (hidden cams).
That second one will come with a whole extra set of legal ramifications!
Whole internet is full of real hidden cam amateur porn. It seems that nobody cares. And they are prostitutes not russian students or amateur couples, they will care even less about that.That second one will come with a whole extra set of legal ramifications!
Well, please let us all know when your new MysteryBoner project goes live.
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Hooker is not in on it (hidden cams).
That second one will come with a whole extra set of legal ramifications!
Whole internet is full of real hidden cam amateur porn. It seems that nobody cares. And they are prostitutes not russian students or amateur couples, they will care even less about that. That second one will come with a whole extra set of legal ramifications!
Bitcoin crowdfunding for some random guy to bang hooker and post the video online? Probably it is a both BTC and Porn business idea that can be implemented. We got WPA handshake cracking for BTC page, why not page where some user asks for amount of BTC then when the amount is reached he buys prostitute and later posts his video. This can be both hot if the "love couple" are good, it also can be gross or even embarrassing and funny as hell if something goes wrong!
Two variations:
Hooker is in on it.
Hooker is not in on it (hidden cams).
That second one will come with a whole extra set of legal ramifications!
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I wish I knew about this prior to renewing my vows with Maria.
Who is Maria and did you banged her?The idea can be really attractive. If there is enough participants (both watchers and fuckers) there might be rise to some new internet celebrities or memes. Maybe some sort of reputation system or anonymous social networking bitcoin style? We have SR as an example that community and reputation system can work even with total anonymity.
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