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legendary
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Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
November 06, 2012, 11:39:31 PM
#18
Bitcoin crowdfunding for some random guy to bang hooker and post the video online? Probably it is a both BTC and Porn business idea that can be implemented. We got WPA handshake cracking for BTC page, why not page where some user asks for amount of BTC then when the amount is reached he buys prostitute and later posts his video. This can be both hot if the "love couple" are good, it also can be gross or even embarrassing and funny as hell if something goes wrong! Cheesy

I wish I knew about this prior to renewing my vows with Maria.
legendary
Activity: 1512
Merit: 1049
Death to enemies!
November 06, 2012, 11:27:19 PM
#17
Bitcoin crowdfunding for some random guy to bang hooker and post the video online? Probably it is a both BTC and Porn business idea that can be implemented. We got WPA handshake cracking for BTC page, why not page where some user asks for amount of BTC then when the amount is reached he buys prostitute and later posts his video. This can be both hot if the "love couple" are good, it also can be gross or even embarrassing and funny as hell if something goes wrong! Cheesy
legendary
Activity: 947
Merit: 1042
Hamster ate my bitcoin
November 06, 2012, 11:26:51 PM
#16
I initially thought this joke was way funnier than it was - I thought the post was:

how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?


My answer to the joke I thought it was would have been - "Dunno - it depends on the Difficulty".

I made a chart.


sr. member
Activity: 266
Merit: 250
November 06, 2012, 11:17:35 PM
#15
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how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?
For me it cost 4.58 BTC or slightly less. For such payment I can get reasonably good looking prostitute that is not diseased. BTC > Cash > ATM withdraw > Girl.

If someone sends me 5 BTC for this purpose I even might post a video of the purchase here lol. If she agrees to video camera. It would be similar to 10 000 Pizza. I know that in black market there was prostitutes available for BTC but the service cost much more.

What are the legal ramifications of paying for someone else's hooker?

Can someone in a country where prostitution is illegal, legally pay for a random stranger's hooker in another country where it's okay?

Curiouser and curiouser.
Don't ask questions where Google will give you the answer. Where you are when you commit the crime would be relevant, here's example NY code you would be breaking if you are in New York:

   1.  "Advance  prostitution."  A  person  "advances prostitution" when,
  acting other than as a prostitute or as a patron thereof,  he  knowingly
  causes or aids a person to commit or engage in prostitution, procures or
  solicits  patrons  for  prostitution,  provides  persons or premises for
  prostitution purposes, operates or assists in the operation of  a  house
  of  prostitution  or  a prostitution enterprise, or engages in any other
  conduct designed to institute, aid or facilitate an act or enterprise of
  prostitution.

Where this would more likely come up is if you are sex tourism travel agent sending pervs to Thailand or such. Legal there != legal to go there for prostitution, etc.

Ah, research.

Well, good thing BTC can be used anonymously then, huh?

MysteryMiner, I say you crowdfund some sexy time, and hopefully all the people who haven't ignored you will put in ~0.1 towards it. All the pervs who want to see the resulting video, anyway.
legendary
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Merit: 1036
November 06, 2012, 11:08:33 PM
#14
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how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?
For me it cost 4.58 BTC or slightly less. For such payment I can get reasonably good looking prostitute that is not diseased. BTC > Cash > ATM withdraw > Girl.

If someone sends me 5 BTC for this purpose I even might post a video of the purchase here lol. If she agrees to video camera. It would be similar to 10 000 Pizza. I know that in black market there was prostitutes available for BTC but the service cost much more.

What are the legal ramifications of paying for someone else's hooker?

Can someone in a country where prostitution is illegal, legally pay for a random stranger's hooker in another country where it's okay?

Curiouser and curiouser.
Don't ask questions where Google will give you the answer. Where you are when you commit the crime would be relevant, here's example NY code you would be breaking if you are in New York:

   1.  "Advance  prostitution."  A  person  "advances prostitution" when,
  acting other than as a prostitute or as a patron thereof,  he  knowingly
  causes or aids a person to commit or engage in prostitution, procures or
  solicits  patrons  for  prostitution,  provides  persons or premises for
  prostitution purposes, operates or assists in the operation of  a  house
  of  prostitution  or  a prostitution enterprise, or engages in any other
  conduct designed to institute, aid or facilitate an act or enterprise of
  prostitution.

Where this would more likely come up is if you are sex tourism travel agent sending pervs to Thailand or such. Legal there != legal to go there for prostitution, etc.
legendary
Activity: 1512
Merit: 1049
Death to enemies!
November 06, 2012, 11:07:47 PM
#13
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how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?
For me it cost 4.58 BTC or slightly less. For such payment I can get reasonably good looking prostitute that is not diseased. BTC > Cash > ATM withdraw > Girl.

If someone sends me 5 BTC for this purpose I even might post a video of the purchase here lol. If she agrees to video camera. It would be similar to 10 000 Pizza. I know that in black market there was prostitutes available for BTC but the service cost much more.

What are the legal ramifications of paying for someone else's hooker?

Can someone in a country where prostitution is illegal, pay for a random stranger's hooker in another country?

Curiouser and curiouser.

Not as bad as paying for kilo of weed using bitcoins lol! And safer too! I would not even know who paid the bitcoins.

I probably should post a bitcoin address here for real! And another address to donate for curing me from Hepatitis C.
sr. member
Activity: 266
Merit: 250
November 06, 2012, 11:02:53 PM
#12
Quote
how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?
For me it cost 4.58 BTC or slightly less. For such payment I can get reasonably good looking prostitute that is not diseased. BTC > Cash > ATM withdraw > Girl.

If someone sends me 5 BTC for this purpose I even might post a video of the purchase here lol. If she agrees to video camera. It would be similar to 10 000 Pizza. I know that in black market there was prostitutes available for BTC but the service cost much more.

What are the legal ramifications of paying for someone else's hooker?

Can someone in a country where prostitution is illegal, legally pay for a random stranger's hooker in another country where it's okay?

Curiouser and curiouser.
legendary
Activity: 1512
Merit: 1049
Death to enemies!
November 06, 2012, 10:55:45 PM
#11
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how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?
For me it cost 4.58 BTC or slightly less. For such payment I can get reasonably good looking prostitute that is not diseased. BTC > Cash > ATM withdraw > Girl.

If someone sends me 5 BTC for this purpose I even might post a video of the purchase here lol. If she agrees to video camera. It would be similar to 10 000 Pizza. I know that in black market there was prostitutes available for BTC but the service cost much more.
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
November 06, 2012, 10:41:51 PM
#10
I initially thought this joke was way funnier than it was - I thought the post was:

how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?


My answer to the joke I thought it was would have been - "Dunno - it depends on the Difficulty".
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
November 06, 2012, 10:09:44 PM
#9
how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?

Unknown, because...

Hooker 1: How'd you do durin' the CES convention?
Hooker 2: Not too bad, since learning the Letter System. You?
Hooker 1: I coulda done better if I hadn't spent so much time chasin' attendees donnin' that funky lookin' B.
Hooker 3: Bitcoiners!!! Same here, and I thought I was in heaven upon overhearing them talk about mining and their hardware.
Hooker 1: And something about hash too.
Hooker 2: Rumor has it there's a Dwolla convention coming to town.
Hooker 3: Great customers, but they only tip a quarter.
Hooker 4: Bubba's coming! Hide the phones!
hero member
Activity: 547
Merit: 531
First bits: 12good
November 06, 2012, 08:16:49 PM
#8
That makes more sense  Smiley
sr. member
Activity: 266
Merit: 250
November 06, 2012, 08:13:11 PM
#7
I don't know, how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?

(181.83789 * MtGoxAvg24hPrice) + ( (181.83789 * MtGoxAvg24hPrice) * 0.032769 )

DUH!





oh god... I'm sry, brain FART... keep on trolling

This is a really stupid bitcoin joke  Grin

bump   Roll Eyes

Haha I actually like the joke. Pointing out the volatility with respect to USD and pointing out that things aren't statically priced in BTC yet, and all the trouble that people have to go to to convert prices when making spending decisions.

hero member
Activity: 547
Merit: 531
First bits: 12good
November 06, 2012, 07:57:37 PM
#6
I don't know, how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?

(181.83789 * MtGoxAvg24hPrice) + ( (181.83789 * MtGoxAvg24hPrice) * 0.032769 )

DUH!





oh god... I'm sry, brain FART... keep on trolling

This is a really stupid bitcoin joke  Grin

bump   Roll Eyes
legendary
Activity: 1904
Merit: 1037
Trusted Bitcoiner
November 06, 2012, 07:55:25 PM
#5
I don't know, how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?

(181.83789 * MtGoxAvg24hPrice) + ( (181.83789 * MtGoxAvg24hPrice) * 0.032769 )

DUH!





oh god... I'm sry, brain FART... keep on trolling
legendary
Activity: 947
Merit: 1042
Hamster ate my bitcoin
November 06, 2012, 07:51:12 PM
#4
I don't know, how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?
legendary
Activity: 924
Merit: 1004
Firstbits: 1pirata
November 06, 2012, 07:47:08 PM
#3
I don't get it  Roll Eyes

+1, none? They still don't accept it, lindens maybe?
hero member
Activity: 547
Merit: 531
First bits: 12good
November 06, 2012, 07:46:23 PM
#2
I don't get it  Roll Eyes
legendary
Activity: 1904
Merit: 1037
Trusted Bitcoiner
November 06, 2012, 07:39:14 PM
#1
how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?
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