Dear Pink Warrior Army,
Saturn, Jupiter, and Mars have aligned to suit Venus over a Pink Eclipsed Super-Moon. The Heavens have spoken with all their eternal wisdom and grace; and from their Kingdom above the towering peaks of old, a blessed breeze sways forward onto the lands of the Crypto-Globe. From within this breeze I, as can most, hear great tales of Glory, Genius, and Awe blaring over the horizon, and into those Noble hands keen enough to take notice. Should those noble hands be those of the Great $Pink Guild of Knights behind their $Pink Pens and $Pink Paper, a Demi-God child shall be inscribed onto the Crypto-World. And through the eternal $Pink Bloodline, mated under Holy Love with the famed development teams of SyncCoin, by witness of all the Great Crypto-Gods may all pain and suffering be banished from the Crypto-Scene. May all the $Pink Warrior Army be ever blessed with a common knowledge shared by all humanity that most women love to shop, they love The $Pink Poker and they absolutely love to stash their sacred wealth using $Pinkcoin’s holy technologies. Without any doubt I hold faith that those great forces behind the wonders of the Crypto-World will not fall into the same trap that has been plaguing all of the Altcoin nations; the sausage fest is over. Pinkcoin is coming hard, she is coming fast, and with insurmountable grace she will be coming up those charts so hard that no wise man will ever take heed in ignoring her again; less they be blind, dumb and deaf. Before any further adieu, it is my honorable pleasure to announce to the world that once more a glorious opportunity is awaiting those so bold, so daring and so brave as to take another leap forward in this epic tale. From the Sworn Word of the $Pink Knight’s Guild, The True Bringer of Metal Rock and of Metal Code, our very own Fayoling-Crypto Rox, has opened for us a Stairway to the Heavenly $Pink Olympus Mountains. Upon those towering peaks rest the Holy $Pink Marble Tablets of Old; blank and awaiting $Pink hammers and $Pink chisels to lay out the Gospels of $Pinkcoin to bare out to the Crypto-Lands for all time. Our posterity eagerly awaits our teachings in the happenings of seasons yet to pass, our code of honor is yet to be carved to stone; how will the world come to know how we defeated the Great Evil Hoards plaguing over the Honor of our Crypto-Lands? Above a parted ocean the Stars have aligned for her, the Heavens have spoken below Pink thunderous clouds, “let it be so”, and henceforth $PINK will be getting herself ready alone in her watch tower, waiting for her Knight in dazzling Armour to entertain her with all the tales of all her childhood dreams. Will you be so bold, so daring and so brave as to take her hand and show her her way home? May our eternal $Pink wisdom guide those who would follow us in our adventure in all the Crypto-Ages to come; and when they do come to take a seat at our Round Table in Dazzling New $Pink Armor and Fresh Forged Steel, they will come blessing a Great $Pink Saint of Old who came before them. Will they be reading your unbound words of wisdom? or the legends of another Great $Pink Knight of Splendor? By simply aligning the circuitry of your mouse over the hyper-link provided; on queue with the power of your clicking fingertips, a gateway through the Nether-World will open and carry your words far and wide throughout infinity rippling unbound out into Crypto-Galaxy. Ladies and Lady Lovers alike, the Crypto-Gods are ever in your favor, feel blessed and click upon the following portal -->
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Eternal Blessings,
Spock Skywalker@Waterisaliv1111
