I'm disappointed an Aussie version was left out.
The opening would be something like this:
"Hey mate, stop rootin' around with those guv crap excuse-for-money shit dollars,
What you need to get inta ya is Dash mate!
It's a bloody ripper,
You just download this wallet thingy, go to one of em kryptonite exchanges and buy sum Dash and stick it in there,
then you can send this shit anywhere in seconds!
Dunno how it works but geez it's a beaudiful thing!
There's gunna be blokes and sheilas payin' out on each other with this stuff, I'm tellin ya it's gonna be huge mate!
When those bloody Fed bastards have finally screwed the entire world one time too many, Dash'll be where it's at mate!
I'm getting in now while the going's good. You'd be a complete dickhead to miss it.
Dash - ged it inta ya!"
If I may add right to the end.
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I'm getting in now while the going's good. You'd be a complete dickhead to miss it.
Coolest thing 'eva, frostier than Fosters. But it not gonna taste like dingo pee.
It's snappier than a wallabe chasing koala.
Dash - ged it inta ya!
See, you alway need to at least reference InstantX and Fosters. It' mandatory
ROFL - local dialect friendly, I didn't know koala bears could even run, I thought they just hung around in trees eating snacks
https://youtu.be/HbmzR0TdFXc?t=2m29s
death by teddy bear
There you go! Dash vs Bitcoin double-spend confirmation analogy 1 second vs 60 minutes.
No wonder the big koala is in a bad mood.
What do you call a fight between a big kaola in a bad mood beating the crap out of a little koala?
Koala-Core vs Koala-XT
See what I did there? An auto-theymos-post-delete non-subliminal message.
