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Here we go...
Once upon a time not long ago,
When people wore pajamas and lived life slow.
When laws were stern and justice stood,
And people were behavin' like they ought ta good.
There lived little Aleks who was misled,
By anotha lil' Junior, this is what he said.
"Me and you kid, we gonna make sum cash,
Robbin' good folks and then makin' a dash".
They did the job, money came with ease,
But one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease.
He robbed another and another and a sista and her brotha,
Tried to rob a man who was a B.P. undercover.
The cop called him out, he started acting erratic,
He said "Just da truuf, boy, no need for static".
Tried to Dox him good but only gave him a slap,
But little did he know the lil' boy was strapped.
The kid had other servers, "You tryna ping me?",
IPs were well masked so got the cop real angry.
Cop sees a DEAD KID now and he starts to figure,
But I could do years if I pull this trigga.
So he hooked up with a guy who traces blocks,
Cop posts it up for some others who got squat.
All scannin trees, when a girl found an answer,
Kid paid what she was owed and completely bought her.
Cop looks around good and with much frustration,
He decided he'd head for the darknet stations.
But his boss was watchin so he made a left,
Nothing in the tank but revenge owned his last breath.
Doxed an old man down and almost killed him,
Then he made his move to Austrian building.
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,
Opened up the door there, guess who he saw?
Junior the dope fiend shootin' up dope.
Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap.
He yelled, "Burn the laptop! Hurry up! Run!"
Scaled a hot pipe out the window in the mornin sun.
Got all the way down but there was cops all over,
Jumped into his car, a 2020 Solid Gold Rimmed Rover.
Raced up the block doing 83,
Crashed into a tree near Wein University.
Escaped alive though the car was battered,
Rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered.
Ran out of ideas but still was acting wacky,
Grabbed somebody's cell and tried to call his daddy.
Pointed at the phone, "the money's here", he said,
Told the cops, "Please BACK OFF! I won't do it again!"
Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong,
Thought about his hidden stash so he starts to run on.
Sirens sound and he seemed astounded,
Before long the lil' boy got surrounded.
Cryin to his knees, so went the 2-year glory,
And this is the way I have end this story.
He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream,
The cops cuffed kid, I still hear him scream.
This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh,
Just another case 'bout the wrong path.
Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast!
Good night
