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"Cryptocurrency Based on Doing Good Raises nearly $3,000 for Miley Cyrus' New Wardrobe"
Karmacoin, a P2P cryptocurrency, today announced that they raised $2,584 in an effort to improve pop singer Miley Cyrus' wardrobe. Formed in December 2014 as a way to reward and incentivize kindness and good behaviour, Karmacoin joins it's sister cryptocurrency Dogecoin in raising money for causes.
"I know I wasn't alone in getting tired of seeing Miley Cyrus in the news wearing something hideous," says Colonel Sanders, the fundraiser's organizer. "It seems you can't avoid seeing her in the news these days. One moment you're watching Shark Week and the next thing you know they're showing where the sun doesn't shine. And I don't mean at the bottom of the Atlantic. We were all thinking that while our community is based on "doing good" the word "karma" is also about action, and we weren't going to suffer seeing outfits banned even from the circus on national television any longer."
Miley, a pop-star, is known for wearing outrageous outfits on stage as part of her act. Some media observers link her sudden shift away from the modern girl-next-door look of 2011 to a confusing mix of kitsch and zombie queen as either part of an elaborate plan to draw media attention from Lady Gaga or just plain bad choices by her fashion designers.
"We believe that when you do good things, good things come back to you. While we're not a religious organization, we do think the entire world would appreciate her wearing clothing that limits our ability to see her private parts and play with herself while performing," Mr. Sanders added. "This includes a furry jumpsuit to go along with her theme, as well a nice pair of blue jeans. We think a more decent wardrobe would send a positive message to impressionable teens."
The funds were used to purchase clothing at Bebe's on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills, California, and delivered to her father Billy Ray Cyrus, a famous singer in his own right that usually wears conservative attire as part of his Country image.
There was no word yet on whether or not the money was used to purchase a hook to hold her wayward tongue in during performances and camera appearances.
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