Holy cow, Trader Joe. They brought YOU into the Hidden Underground Lisk Command Bunker where you learned all these top-secret facts and plans, but they didn't invite ME !?! Sheesh.
If we MUST indulge in fun, stupid gossip about a cryptocoin, let's talk about Ethereum and the mess they made of their ICO. Those guys raised $18M and promptly lost $10M of it in Bitcoin price speculation / depreciation. (Hint to Max - please don't let this happen to Lisk!) After losing over half the funds they raised, the Ethereum Foundation only spent $4M of it in their first 14 months.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ethereum/comments/2zoawi/ethereum_foundation_out_of_money_xpost_rbitcoin/cpkxg3y
They've undergone some major firings / reorganizations since then to get their dev effort running smoothly. Even so, their own internal leaked memos say that a functional Ethereum system is still years away.
http://cointelegraph.com/news/ethereum-launches-but-leaked-chat-says-project-needs-years-more
Vitalik himself acknowledged the Ethereum Foundation treasury at the start of 2016 has only $150,000 fiat, 640 BTC, and 2.5M ETH.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ethereum/comments/3wmctp/i_read_that_it_has_been_published_how_much/cxxei81
At current prices, that's ONLY $150K + $272K (from BTC) = $422,000 in liquid cash plus $15M OF THEIR OWN CURRENCY, WHICH MAY BE IN A BUBBLE THAT COULD POP.
And get this - Ethereum's initial burn rate ($4M in 14 months) was over $250K per month. If they started 2016 with only $422K, ETHEREUM COULD POSSIBLY HAVE ZERO CASH ON HAND TODAY.
So let me get to my main point.
Ethereum is NOT a big bad invincible monster against whom Lisk does not stand a chance.
In many ways - lean organization, and existing code base, and technology concept, and maybe even cash-on-hand, to name just a few - Lisk has Ethereum beat hands down.