I'll take two.
And Warren Buffet said he'd take one. Put him down.
Mark Karpeles just got off the line. Says he has BTC750000 and he's going all in. You do the math.
Topic: Announcing "Uranus" 5TH/s (+-100%) ASIC Bitcoin Miner **In Stock!** (Read 3797 times)
March 16, 2014, 05:26:29 PM
Where is the "Like" button for uranus??? 
March 10, 2014, 10:37:12 PM
Avenger -- brilliant best laugh I've had in a while... -- I want to order like 100 because of the +/- 100% thing 
Typing mistake?
March 10, 2014, 07:33:50 PM
Avenger -- brilliant best laugh I've had in a while... -- I want to order like 100 because of the +/- 100% thing
January 14, 2014, 08:45:58 AM
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Yet, you'll still shake hands with every family member, friend and stranger, knowing full well that with a high degree of certainty they jerked-off with that hand within the past 48 hours.
Is 50% a high degree of certainty? Some of us use our left hand, and some of us are too old for more than once a week.
January 14, 2014, 08:40:40 AM
Reserve 5 pls, escrow? ahahahaahah
January 14, 2014, 08:40:07 AM
I want one, I'm dying to get Uranus all warmed up and start shooting out hashes
January 14, 2014, 05:45:44 AM
Yuk. will never be able to look at a pretty girl's thumb ever again.
I think the unicornminer looks nicer and altogether more ... accomodating than Uranus
I think the unicornminer looks nicer and altogether more ... accomodating than Uranus
Yet, you'll still shake hands with every family member, friend and stranger, knowing full well that with a high degree of certainty they jerked-off with that hand within the past 48 hours. I've resorted to giving my dick a fist bump (also known as a pound dogg), as in "good job", to deliver to the fist-bumpers desiring to stay clear of traditional contact, unbeknown to them that they're still being served.
Now, trying shaking hands from this day forward without thinking about this post.
~TMIBTCITW
January 14, 2014, 05:06:41 AM
Yuk. will never be able to look at a pretty girl's thumb ever again.
I think the unicornminer looks nicer and altogether more ... accomodating than Uranus
I think the unicornminer looks nicer and altogether more ... accomodating than Uranus
January 13, 2014, 08:37:36 PM
Nice!
But i don't need the miner. I just want to have the shirt and 49BTC seems very fair! You know what? I'll get one for my mom,too!
Excellent decision to purchase! I've updated the order list with your orders.But i don't need the miner. I just want to have the shirt and 49BTC seems very fair! You know what? I'll get one for my mom,too!
Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!
The USB Uranus - stick it - up your hash!
Seems okay to me?
I wanna thumb Uranus
January 13, 2014, 07:44:00 AM
Nice!
But i don't need the miner. I just want to have the shirt and 49BTC seems very fair! You know what? I'll get one for my mom,too!
Excellent decision to purchase! I've updated the order list with your orders.But i don't need the miner. I just want to have the shirt and 49BTC seems very fair! You know what? I'll get one for my mom,too!
Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!
The USB Uranus - stick it - up your hash!
Seems okay to me?
I wanna thumb Uranus
I'll suggest that to marketing as a slogan, seems okay to me.
January 13, 2014, 05:39:43 AM
Nice!
But i don't need the miner. I just want to have the shirt and 49BTC seems very fair! You know what? I'll get one for my mom,too!
Excellent decision to purchase! I've updated the order list with your orders.But i don't need the miner. I just want to have the shirt and 49BTC seems very fair! You know what? I'll get one for my mom,too!
Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!
The USB Uranus - stick it - up your hash!
Seems okay to me?
I wanna thumb Uranus
January 13, 2014, 05:35:35 AM
Do you sell chips only? Maybe some people would like to put their hardware in Uranus.
January 12, 2014, 06:43:19 PM
Time for some photoshopping: Uranus: God of Bitcoin!
January 12, 2014, 06:39:05 PM
Sorry, kickbacks from vapor-mining competitor UNICORN were greater, moving to offtopic.
January 12, 2014, 06:33:01 PM
Nice!
But i don't need the miner. I just want to have the shirt and 49BTC seems very fair! You know what? I'll get one for my mom,too!
Excellent decision to purchase! I've updated the order list with your orders.But i don't need the miner. I just want to have the shirt and 49BTC seems very fair! You know what? I'll get one for my mom,too!
Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!
The USB Uranus - stick it - up your hash!
Seems okay to me?
January 12, 2014, 06:28:00 PM
Nice!
But i don't need the miner. I just want to have the shirt and 49BTC seems very fair! You know what? I'll get one for my mom,too!
Excellent decision to purchase! I've updated the order list with your orders.But i don't need the miner. I just want to have the shirt and 49BTC seems very fair! You know what? I'll get one for my mom,too!
Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!
Ps
Why to tape(out). Just use post-it, will do just fine.
January 12, 2014, 06:16:22 PM
Nice!
But i don't need the miner. I just want to have the shirt and 49BTC seems very fair! You know what? I'll get one for my mom,too!
Excellent decision to purchase! I've updated the order list with your orders.But i don't need the miner. I just want to have the shirt and 49BTC seems very fair! You know what? I'll get one for my mom,too!
Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!
January 12, 2014, 05:24:44 PM
congratulations for this great achievement.
btw, you can't use uranus because its a name reserved for the next knc miner.
It's okay. I spoke to Sam and we agreed he was not going to touch Uranus. It was a slightly weird conversation, I think we might be married now? btw, you can't use uranus because its a name reserved for the next knc miner.
January 12, 2014, 05:22:59 PM
Nice!
But i don't need the miner. I just want to have the shirt and 49BTC seems very fair! You know what? I'll get one for my mom,too!
But i don't need the miner. I just want to have the shirt and 49BTC seems very fair! You know what? I'll get one for my mom,too!
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