I am totally fucked up by out current retargeting mechanism. I think its time for a contest ;-)
I have 2 BTC to spare for the "right" few lines of python! The work can probably be done under the shower, it's just I cannot see the solution at the moment.
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1699601.new#newDamn, I wish I could help here. Just looked at python today. I think I'm hooked (regarding the programming thing as a whole, that is, not necessarily python itself.).
I hope, you get the 2 BTC back from Lannister. I know, you probably don't care, but still. For me, 2 BTC is a lot of money.
Off-topic: Yesterday, I managed to finish my goal: writing a program performing langtons ant in C++. Felt great! Around 180 Lines of code sounds like a lot for such a small project, though. Lots of unelegant solutions. Now, I need a new challenge.