[April fools] New new rank requirements - page 11.

The Sceptical Chymist

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Quote from: aberon8 on April 01, 2018, 07:28:06 PM

Sir please Sir please

Profit?

We can earn profit from things like signiture campaig and trading,,,,but we need a capital,,,,we can buy bitcoin and wait for the price is increasing day by day,,,,we must acheive knowldge and hope for our future genarations to profit from. In this way we get blessing from above.

(I just made that up on the spot, took about 20 seconds and hopefully it will look familiar to a lot of you here).

That's how lazy these people are, and you can tell they've reached their linguistic limits and have actually gone just a step beyond.

As we say in the organic chemistry lab, Happy Ester. Also Happy April Fools Day.

InvoKing

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Hi SIR,
PLEASE SIR stop cheating the new new requirements system SIR.
Thanks SIR.

Quote from: cryptohunter on April 01, 2018, 06:59:40 PM

Quote from: BayAreaCoins on April 01, 2018, 10:31:49 AM

w00t my accounts got to be worth at least 10 BTC with my politeness level!

Please don't be so rude

Holy politeness SIR Tongue

Your politeness SIR is passing your activity + merit + virtue + karma combined SIR.

Quote from: ryan2018 on April 01, 2018, 07:43:25 PM

Hopefully this new policy to make it easier for beginners to raise the level .. thanks theymos Cheesy

Totally agree with you SIR.

ryan2018

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Hopefully this new policy to make it easier for beginners to raise the level .. thanks theymos Cheesy

pernikar

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Quote from: theymos on April 01, 2018, 12:30:16 AM

fMerit
An obvious extension on top of Merit, sMerit, and source merit. It is calculated using this simple formula:

Code:

min((1103515245*(uid+activity)+12345) % (1<<10),(1103515245*posts+12345) % (1<<10), (1103515245*merit+12345) % (1<<10))

Wow, Sir! The fMerit formula actually works. I was curious, Sir, so I put it in Wolfram Alpha with the variables changed to actual values from my profile and swapped the "%" for "mod" to match Mathematica syntax and it gave me back the same number as shown here, please.

Props to whomever came up with that, Sir.

Anyone wanting to verify that, please go to Wolfram Alpha and input the reformatted formula:

Code:

min((1103515245*(uid+activity)+12345) mod(1<<10),(1103515245*posts+12345) mod(1<<10), (1103515245*merit+12345) mod(1<<10))

You can find your uid by going to your profile page and clicking on the "Show the last posts of this person, please." The number after "u" in the URL is your uid. (ex: https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/satoshi-3 - uid = 3)

Well played, Sir.

aberon8

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RenegadeMind

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THINK IT, BUILD IT, PLAY IT! --- XAYA

Nicely played dear sir!

Hueristic

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Doomed to see the future and unable to prevent it

I would like to contend the validity of the algorithm as the Imagination is obviously far too high. Cheesy

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theymos
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cryptohunter

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MY RED TRUST LEFT BY SCUMBAGS - READ MY SIG

Quote from: BayAreaCoins on April 01, 2018, 10:31:49 AM

w00t my accounts got to be worth at least 10 BTC with my politeness level!

Please don't be so rude

sandy-is-fine

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AKA Ms-overzealous-condecsending-explitive-account

LOL!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY my dearest sir from the Easter Bunny!

OROBTC

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This is a very interesting upgrade to the site (while I don't completely understand it yet), I will be curious to see how it evolves and changes. Assuming it is still around after April 1st is past...

I too would like to know how the site knows how many different coins I own (in my case, a mere two).

I wonder what my grid would produce in Conway's Life game.

Virtue and karma seem difficult to calculate, but I am not a Higher Power at all.

Cheers! Fun thread!

LTU_btc

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Slava Ukraini!

Quote from: honghaisea on April 01, 2018, 06:15:04 PM

so this is not april fool's joke?I remember something similar came out on April Fool's Day last year, so I feel this is April Fool's joke Cry

It's 1:53 AM, April 2nd and all these things are still there. Looks that wasn't April Fools Day joke by sir theymos, it's a serious thing...

The Sceptical Chymist

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Quote from: shaw1 on April 01, 2018, 05:43:39 PM

@shield132 it is an April fools joke.

It's a given that a lot of people won't get where this joke is coming from, and probably no amount of posts explaining April Fools Day is going to change that.

I'm really surprised my karma score doesn't have a negative value. LOL

Please sir, why u make it so hard to rank up? ((((You give me hedache on my stomach, sir. Thank you for chosing me sir. Think positive we get far in life, we can buy bitcoin and its price go up if we hv patience and knowlege...()((((I am stucked at jr Member forever I need 2 feed my dogs, sir.

VisualPleasure

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Quote from: KingScorpio on April 01, 2018, 12:35:05 AM

Quote from: theymos on April 01, 2018, 12:30:16 AM

i think this new profiling system is too complicated and no one will understand it.

how is virtue calculated? for example or do i have to write

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to get better politeness rating?

oh boy....

Nice one, but i think this still consider as a spam.. yes sir? :v
Btw, i like this new idea of rank system.. so we may gain some different parameter of our Account.
Instead of merit only, its good to get another parameter of our account.

honghaisea

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so this is not april fool's joke?I remember something similar came out on April Fool's Day last year, so I feel this is April Fool's joke Cry

heirinch

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I use google translate . English a little .

you are still talking on turkish forum. hand to health. nice joke Cheesy

. have a nice day bitcointalk

dushanya

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How will this affect the rise of the classical rank?

bobq

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The First of April is almost over, so starting from April 2nd...

1. everybody who has believed at this update to the Merit System will have their Imagination values set at -100.
2. everybody who has praised this update to the Merit System (which they didn't understand) will have their Politeness values set at 10,000.
3. everybody who has bought new coins to increase their Coins value will have their Coins value halved
4. everybody who has started to trade Karma and Virtue will be promoted to previously non existent ranks, starting from Fool Member, which will allow the privilege of taking part to signature campaigns without getting paid

BUK2016

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Things are getting complicated day after day with ranking issue and is there any reason why the above newly introduce system did not appear on the individuals profile apart from the page that one post comment.

icoreview_romania

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