Has anyone made statistics already ? How many cases do we have right now? Is there at least 1 recovered?
Topic: [April Fools] This better not be what I think it is... - page 9. (Read 3890 times)
As more and more forum members are being infected, bitcointalk.org should be added to a "country infected list".
Has anyone made statistics already ? How many cases do we have right now? Is there at least 1 recovered?
Has anyone made statistics already ? How many cases do we have right now? Is there at least 1 recovered?
I thought my Local board was distant enough, and having only posted there so far this morning, I felt more at ease. Alas, being enclosed in very closed quarters (my local board) has proven to be futile.
Some countries do not seem to have a sweet spot for Coronavirus related jokes this year:
https://www.lse.co.uk/news/countries-threaten-jail-for-april-fools-day-jokes-about-coronavirus-yz4ek1vduhjuic5.html
Some countries do not seem to have a sweet spot for Coronavirus related jokes this year:
https://www.lse.co.uk/news/countries-threaten-jail-for-april-fools-day-jokes-about-coronavirus-yz4ek1vduhjuic5.html
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Seriously guys?! Your posts should be a few inches away from each other!
I think I'll lie low for now.
As much as I want to help with other tech support boards, I can't do that now because someone has been spreading the pandemic there unintentionally.
At least, I'm protected... sniff.
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Seriously guys?! Your posts should be a few inches away from each other!
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practice social distancing!
I think I'll lie low for now.
As much as I want to help with other tech support boards, I can't do that now because someone has been spreading the pandemic there unintentionally.
At least, I'm protected... sniff.
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I just quoted you, You are not protected anymore. I intentionally did that - You will be infected soon.
Well after a few hours of quoting him I got infected. It is spreading guys - Be aware!
PS it was me who got inffected - LMAO
Looks like we need to post here to get infected?
It looks like writing here is enough to get infected :|
Starting to get jealous
Looks like we need to post here to get infected?
It looks like writing here is enough to get infected: |
I did not quote anyone, i was not quoted by someone, and I was infected ....
Keeping a safe distance between posts did not help either
And I'm just sitting here wondering why I'm still not infected ahah.
Im kinda disappointed. I was hoping the virus would hop to any person posting before/after an infected one.
Looks like we need to post here to get infected?
Im kinda disappointed. I was hoping the virus would hop to any person posting before/after an infected one.
Looks like we need to post here to get infected?
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Yes, the virus is way more serious than it looked like in the beginning. It doesn't affect only the "head", but the "body" too!
Im thinking those guys who love to make statistics are now preparing the list and number of infected users here of this virus currently spreading.
Too much work 
I only now notice the "virus" changes posts too, and not just the title. I thought people made that on their own, but it's also in unedited posts.
No, I believe palle11 is patient zero (no doubt selected by theymos for starting this thread). Those other two I found by looking through palle11's post history, thus raising my suspicions (before the official announcement) of a distasteful contagion joke.
I see that the joke is spreading to everyone who wrote something in this thread ... I'm curious if it spreads to other threads / places...
Damn, this is first year when immediately relized that's a joke and not real thing. Thanks to this thread https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/theymos-and-april-fools-2020-preempt-5229603 which spoiled the fun and reminded about April 1st...
I don't think that this joke is bad taste. Offcourse, this virus is serious and concerning thing. But I think that some positive is always good. I don't think that we should panic and some people overreact about it.
BTW, this thread is dangerous for me, because I don't have face mask or respirator
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I don't think that this joke is bad taste. Offcourse, this virus is serious and concerning thing. But I think that some positive is always good. I don't think that we should panic and some people overreact about it.
BTW, this thread is dangerous for me, because I don't have face mask or respirator
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Because of social isolation (I don't have a mask 
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I want to say - There is a way to stay not infected!
Look at profile of figmentofmyass. He has a mask and he is not infected!
Need one as well!
) i will not quote directly anyone. Quote
I already own a Copper Membership, does that mean I’m immune?
Could I be a carrier but not display any symptoms?
Wink
Edit - Oh fuck, didn’t see it was a joke. Now I’m gonna be infected.
Fuck!
Could I be a carrier but not display any symptoms?
Wink
Edit - Oh fuck, didn’t see it was a joke. Now I’m gonna be infected.
Fuck!
I want to say - There is a way to stay not infected!
Look at profile of figmentofmyass. He has a mask and he is not infected!
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Hopefully Staff won't be affected by this damn virus. Theymos sent us a survival mask.
Need one as well!
Are these two users (@coupable & nelson4lov) is the source of this virus?
I wonder why they were marked in the first post
No, I believe palle11 is patient zero (no doubt selected by theymos for starting this thread). Those other two I found by looking through palle11's post history, thus raising my suspicions (before the official announcement) of a distasteful contagion joke. I wonder why they were marked in the first post
Maybe we don't need to do anything about it , reply/quote etc and it can just be a "replica" of the outside world situation , maybe by the end of the day a large number of members here will be randomly infected with the virus.
You had to jinx it by quoting me 
I got infected before you
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Im thinking those guys who love to make statistics are now preparing the list and number of infected users here of this virus currently spreading. Indeed it is good to note those infected.
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Infected:
Patient 0 =?????
1. Foxpup
2. LoyceV
3. Suchmoon
4. PrimeNumber7
To follow..
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Patient 0 =?????
1. Foxpup
2. LoyceV
3. Suchmoon
4. PrimeNumber7
To follow..
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Hopefully Staff won't be affected by this damn virus. Theymos sent us a survival mask.
Cool mask, there are lots of shortage already around the globe. Wonder where theymos negotiate that one. Looks very safe If you are panicking about this then you are indeed psychotic.
Nobody's suggesting that panic is a reasonable response. We're just suggesting that millions of people are likely to die, which makes the topic Not Funny. That's all. 
Hopefully Staff won't be affected by this damn virus. Theymos sent us a survival mask.
Edit : Well, Theymos may be good at a lot of things, but not at masks.
Edit : Well, Theymos may be good at a lot of things, but not at masks
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This virus was quickly spreading...oh wait I cant type on my keyboard I hope its not infected Im so afraid my mouse just starting to malfunction this is bad, stay safe guys..
Maybe we don't need to do anything about it , reply/quote etc and it can just be a "replica" of the outside world situation , maybe by the end of the day a large number of members here will be randomly infected with the virus.
You had to jinx it by quoting me It's fun to smile these hard times. I wonder how long I can be uninfected ...
it seems that quoting the posts of infected people transmits the disease. #Stay_safe #Keep_distance
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