Topic: Are house cats useful? - page 4. (Read 10726 times)

They are useful if you have mouse in your house

they are like family member

Pro tip: That's why you wrap them in a towel first. LOL!

Anyone ever read this?

Day 983 of My Captivity

    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

    The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

That's nothing
Mine used to kill snakes
Now she has nothing to kill

Mine killed 5 flies today.. .  Go cat.

Where is the part about the 10k scratches to your face and arms when the cats senses you're going for a toilet dump? 

I I try not to post with just a pic, but damn! This is funny:



Reminds me of the cat and dog diary entries that went around a few years ago.

Pretty sure everyone can appreciate this for a laugh!

I think dogs are a lot better than cats

depends how you look at it. for alot of people the cat helps them cope with their emotional problems. the cat gets friskies. winwin

cats clean up all the pests around your house  

I wish, all the stupid cat does around my house is eat, sleep, and shit.  That and throw up all over the driveway when it gets outside.  Damn thing can't even catch mice properly.  It catches them, brings it in the house, and then plays with it.

Remember, never trust anything that expects you to keep a box of their shit in your house.

Some cats are apparently just evil.  Heard about this story a few months back now.  The family had to call 911 after the cat attacked and they locked themselves in a room to get away from the cat, LOL!

Thought it was all a load of crap and a complete overreaction, but the cat has done it again with a new family.

Here is the original story: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577997/Father-calls-911-help-enraged-cat-attacks-baby-bails-family-including-DOG-bedroom.html

Here is the recent story where it attacked again: http://www.oregonlive.com/movies/index.ssf/2014/06/portlands_911_cat_lux_and_my_c.html#incart_river_default

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Why get a cat if youre going to keep it indoors ALL THE TIME!? Cats are still animals and need to explore the outdoors...

yes they give lucky and are cute
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good point, today is #caturday :·))))))))))))))))))))))9999

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I can't say they are useful or not my girlfriends cat just sits around and eat. But it's always fun to feed them catnip she goes
crazy after it. 

vacuum-clean them. My cat adores that

In my opinion, right now house cats are completely useless. They consume expensive cat-food, and they cause respiratory diseases to children by shedding their fur all the time.

Awesome picture.  
I've been online too long and that is a great ending start to doing something else.