Topic: Arrested! (Read 4097 times)
It's because Americans are so passive that this abuse happens. Phinnaeus Gage you shouldn't let this go so lightly.
You truly are strange, PG. Why would you have a baby doll dick in your pocket?
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You truly are strange, PG. Why would you have a baby doll dick in your pocket?
lol... what kind of baby? Mouse?
In Victoria,Australia you can be arrested for not carrying ANY money. I once spoke to a guy in Melbourne living on the streets who has been fined multiple times for "vagrancy" which means if you carry no money on you and stay in one spot for too long they can fine and/or arrest you. Thats also grounds for being searched in public even down to them stripping your clothes off because you might be carrying a "weapon".
If I were ever stripped searched, they would find a baby dick. Maybe I shouldn't be bragging, for I wanted to keep that as a surprise for Maria.
Penetration testing ?
If I were ever stripped searched, they would find a baby dick.
And what would they find in the other pocket?
Don't make me go goatse on you and get me banned.
If I were ever stripped searched, they would find a baby dick.
And what would they find in the other pocket?
Don't make me go goatse on you and get me banned.
If I were ever stripped searched, they would find a baby dick.
And what would they find in the other pocket?
In Victoria,Australia you can be arrested for not carrying ANY money. I once spoke to a guy in Melbourne living on the streets who has been fined multiple times for "vagrancy" which means if you carry no money on you and stay in one spot for too long they can fine and/or arrest you. Thats also grounds for being searched in public even down to them stripping your clothes off because you might be carrying a "weapon".
If I were ever stripped searched, they would find a baby dick. Maybe I shouldn't be bragging, for I wanted to keep that as a surprise for Maria.
In Victoria,Australia you can be arrested for not carrying ANY money. I once spoke to a guy in Melbourne living on the streets who has been fined multiple times for "vagrancy" which means if you carry no money on you and stay in one spot for too long they can fine and/or arrest you. Thats also grounds for being searched in public even down to them stripping your clothes off because you might be carrying a "weapon".
Any felatio involved?
Didn't I mention that all the officers involved conducted themselves with the utmost professionalism (sans the remarks about my wad)?
Well, professionalism doesn't discount police officers from offering or performing said act. Fellatio can be done professionally, too.
Edit: or so I've heard (phew).
Blowing you away has a whole new meaning now.
You are lucky you got your cash back. Police now make it common practice to use that "probable cause" when us lowly peasants are deemed to have too much cash as an excuse to rob people out of state blind. You really did get lucky, no joke. They need no proof under current drug seizure laws. You couldn't get it back even if you could prove the source, because they don't charge you with a crime - they charge the CASH/CAR/HOME with being used in the commission of a crime and you never see it again. Also living in IL I can tell you the police are corrupt as fuck, I will say it again - you might think it was a bad day but it could have been much worse.
Totally agree!
As far as for the doll and where he touched me, he missed my junk by 4 1/2". That pissed me off! But he made up for it by continuing to reach around.
On a side note, I'm not sure what the height requirement is for being a police officer, buy the lady officer who did the paper/computer work probably barely reached it.
I've seen the videos where you are to remain silent, but once I felt an issue may be raise (and still was) about the excess cash, I opt to go into the hey-I'm-just-a-regular-guy mode, coupled with that personality being my nature. I did prove to the arresting officer that I wasn't a threat, for he opted to handcuff me in the front, oppose to behind my back.
~Bruno~
You are lucky you got your cash back. Police now make it common practice to use that "probable cause" when us lowly peasants are deemed to have too much cash as an excuse to rob people out of state blind. You really did get lucky, no joke. They need no proof under current drug seizure laws. You couldn't get it back even if you could prove the source, because they don't charge you with a crime - they charge the CASH/CAR/HOME with being used in the commission of a crime and you never see it again. Also living in IL I can tell you the police are corrupt as fuck, I will say it again - you might think it was a bad day but it could have been much worse.
Show us on the doll where the pedo police man touched you..
+1
At the moment you are told you are going to be arrested, the only response they should receive is "I use my right to remain silent"
They aren't your pals and by no means should you feel the need to make them laugh. If you want to engage in conversation, tell them...fck it don't have time for this rant right now.
They aren't your pals and by no means should you feel the need to make them laugh. If you want to engage in conversation, tell them...fck it don't have time for this rant right now.
I wonder what they thought about the chainsaw and ropes on the floor of the backseat. Or the hammers and crowbars.
Oh, I'm sure some of them have more bizarre kinks than that, PG.
I wonder what they thought about the chainsaw and ropes on the floor of the backseat. Or the hammers and crowbars.
Edit: or so I've heard (phew).
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