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Poor impulse control.
July 16, 2012, 08:31:41 PM
#21
Any felatio involved?

Didn't I mention that all the officers involved conducted themselves with the utmost professionalism (sans the remarks about my wad)?

Well, professionalism doesn't discount police officers from offering or performing said act. Fellatio can be done professionally, too.


Edit: or so I've heard (phew).
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Wat
July 16, 2012, 07:09:39 PM
#20
Glad you didnt have a bitcoin magazine on the dashboard.  Smiley

legendary
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July 16, 2012, 05:56:06 PM
#19
Wow.That must have been quite an ordeal Phinnaeus Gage.I hope things get better for you.Glad you're free and out of jail. Smiley

I think it was smart that you never mentioned Bitcoins to the police officer as that sounds suspicious to them (they'll never get it around their heads lol.)

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Bitcoin is a food group.
July 16, 2012, 04:25:03 PM
#18
It's always a woman's fault...

Oh and happy Sunday! Grin

If I find out that that cunt's name was Maria, and followed me to Walmart without giving me any, I will really be pissed.


https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=93360.0;topicseen Guilt driven promise?
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July 16, 2012, 04:20:13 PM
#17
Show us on the doll where the pedo police man touched you..

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July 16, 2012, 04:09:32 PM
#16
Any felatio involved?

Didn't I mention that all the officers involved conducted themselves with the utmost professionalism (sans the remarks about my wad)?
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July 16, 2012, 04:06:43 PM
#15
Any felatio involved?
legendary
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July 16, 2012, 03:14:08 PM
#14
Another observation. Whatever entity is manufacturing latex gloves for law enforcement worldwide, is making a killing.

 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfzXpE0QB2U

At one point, I was asked if I had any aliases. I told them only Bruno

"Victor Hugo" perhaps?
 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS-nCS9Az94

And whom does the car salesman remind you of? http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=pTaTitRENDM
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July 16, 2012, 03:00:15 PM
#13
Another observation. Whatever entity is manufacturing latex gloves for law enforcement worldwide, is making a killing.

 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfzXpE0QB2U

At one point, I was asked if I had any aliases. I told them only Bruno

"Victor Hugo" perhaps?
 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS-nCS9Az94
legendary
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July 16, 2012, 01:41:10 PM
#12
Maybe tell them you actually only posess this one currency called Bitcoins and you would want to pay the fine with it.

Although I never felt fearful during the entire ordeal, I did opt to not mention Bitcoin. The last thing I wanted was to start a conversation about a virtually currency and overthrowing disrupting the global banking system. I'm sure those country yokels would have loved to be able to tell their friends the next day that they nabbed a terrorist with a pocket full of money and you should have seen all the FBI, CIA and NSA agents at the PD last night.

At one point, I was asked if I had any aliases. I told them only Bruno and Junior and one guys calls me Mr. B. I asked if she meant on the internet and she snidely remarked that she didn't want to know. (Al the Alpaca finally caught a break, for I was about to spill the beans on him. Then again, if I had, they would have found out about Bitcoin.) Therefore, at this time it seems that law enforcement is not concerned about online aliases. But when will the day come when that will no longer be true. (thought actually went through my mind when she brushed the question aside)

Another observation. Whatever entity is manufacturing latex gloves for law enforcement worldwide, is making a killing. After each use, they're disposal of in a special container marked for gloves only. HazMat?

~Bruno~
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1ngldh
July 16, 2012, 10:04:59 AM
#11
Maybe tell them you actually only posess this one currency called Bitcoins and you would want to pay the fine with it.
Sure let's all ignore the fat bankroll in his pocket. Only drug peddlers deal in cash, you know! Grin

Seriously, that sucks Bruno. What a waste of money what with the time and towing fees down the drain. Also, fuck your neighbor for blaming you for losing his money. Tell him that he failed in his due diligence by not researching the company online like he should have. Then he can't say anything since he doesn't use the internet. Wink
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July 16, 2012, 09:52:13 AM
#10
Maybe tell them you actually only posess this one currency called Bitcoins and you would want to pay the fine with it.
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July 16, 2012, 06:39:52 AM
#9
Sucks. As for the time it took them searching the truck, that's the drug war that taxes are paying and they missed the vicodin. You are lucky they did not find that, depending, they might have slapped you with a felony.
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July 16, 2012, 05:33:17 AM
#8
Where's the mug shot?

They didn't give me a copy, though it looks like my state ID pic. I need to post that for you all to see. A killer mug!

*waits for Phinnaeus to post ID picture with a shoe on his head*
legendary
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July 16, 2012, 05:11:32 AM
#7
I did get to experience firsthand the new computer fingerprinting machine. The officer did have a hard time getting prints though. I made two comments during this episode: I filed them off while in prison and maybe the alien abduction I encountered last night has something to do with it. Both jokes made them smile/giggle. I did refrain from mentioning the word "junk" during the pad-down though. Nor did "don't taz me bro!" cross my mind. All-in-all, they all were fine officers, unlike the ones I've been viewing of late on YouTube--THEM BASTARDS!

Nite, all. Tired and butt is sore.

~Bruno~

EDITED BEFORE POSTING:

Where's the mug shot?

They didn't give me a copy, though it looks like my state ID pic. I need to post that for you all to see. A killer mug!
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July 16, 2012, 05:08:53 AM
#6
Where's the mug shot?
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July 16, 2012, 05:05:35 AM
#5
It's always a woman's fault...

Oh and happy Sunday! Grin

If I find out that that cunt's name was Maria, and followed me to Walmart without giving me any, I will really be pissed.


Ahaha of course, Maria did it.
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July 16, 2012, 04:47:34 AM
#4
Wow what a lousy day. Hope it all works out for you.
legendary
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July 16, 2012, 04:46:25 AM
#3
It's always a woman's fault...

Oh and happy Sunday! Grin

If I find out that that cunt's name was Maria, and followed me to Walmart without giving me any, I will really be pissed.
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Bitcoin is a food group.
July 16, 2012, 04:43:48 AM
#2
It's always a woman's fault...

Oh and happy Sunday! Grin
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