1. Write an entirely new cryptocurrency from scratch, incorporating an unknown (at the time) but rather brilliant cryptographic technology to secure privacy, all for the purpose of pre-mining the coin for 2 years.
We can't verify the claim that any of this happened two years ago. The earliest existence we can verify is a few months ago.
If you want to restate your claim based solely on verifiable facts, then we can address it.
BTW, ring signatures are 15 years old and Diffie-Hellman is even older. There is no new or unknown cryptography here, although that makes the actual coin more innovative (and also more trustworthy), not less. The same can be said about bitcoin.
EDIT: Speaking of the spreadsheet, you've made numerous BCN sales to people (myself included). We assume that you mined your BCN, but nobody really knows how you're acquiring it. Additionally, nobody knows what I did with the BCN I bought from you. The mere fact that we are trading it for valuable currency means that it does have value, and other folks can easily be doing the same thing.
It is apparently becoming valuable now, I agree. That is only because of the substrate that is being built here. An unknown coin is a worthless coin, and as I said, there is no large deep web economy based on this coin. The very concept is impossible, but even if it weren't you can infer the value of the coin (and therefore infer a lot about the value of its economy) from the hash rate in the block chain, and both are extremely low.