But I'll tell you this-as a man and as a screenshot of this message, if the bars are not what I say they are, contact me and I will make it right (in-case theres no discrepancy-which there isn't, but I don't want it to be .9899 or something like that) after Christmas, when I''m not broke. Or before-I have more silver coins.
Again for clarity
"contact me and I will make it right"Saying because you included a coin plus ingots in the original deal that now, when the ingots are far below what was promised, deal is closed makes you look even worse than before.
Salesman: Hey, buy this used Mustang V8 today.
Trust me this is an awesome car and you will have women chasing after you.
Buyer: sure, that is a good deal and I do like the wimmenz but I'm not sure. It is used and I kinda wanted a new car
Salesman: here I will give you a set of floor mats to sweeten the deal. I will make it right if you don't like the car
Buyer: Sold.
(Buyer drives it home)
While later buyer takes his V8 to a mechanic.
Mechanic: did you know this is only a v6?
Buyer: well crap, that wasn't what I was sold! I will go talk to the salesman, I'm sure he will make it right just like he promised.
Buyer: my mechanic just checked and said this is only a V6, I would like my money back or something equal to what you sold me
Salesman: WHAT! ALL SALES ARE FINAL, I GAVE YOU THE FLOOR MATS, HOW DO I KNOW IT ISN'T YOUR BUDDY WHO TOLD YOU IT WAS A V6, NO I WILL NOT GO WITH YOU TO ANOTHER MECHANIC... THEY COST MONEY YOU KNOW
Buyer: Just relax, there are lots of ways we can work this out
Salesman: STOP TALKING TO ME OR I WILL FILE HARASSMENT CHARGES AGAINST YOU. IF I SEE YOU HERE AGAIN I WILL CALL THE POLICE. (Runs inside and quickly makes a sign saying his customer is a liar, scammer and fraud... said sign doesn't cause the reaction he had hoped)
Salesman to angry mob: I GAVE HIM FLOOR MATS! THE PRICE HE PAID WAS THE GOING PRICE FOR A V6! IT WAS THE FIRST CAR I SOLD! IT'S HIS FAULT IN THE END! I GAVE HIM FLOOR MATS FOR CHRIST SAKES. IT'S ONLY 2 CYLINDERS...... SO WANNA BUY SOME OTHER CARS FROM ME? YOU CAN TOTALLY TRUST THAT I AM AN ETHICAL SALESMAN AND WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU SHOULD SOMETHING COME UP.
Some artistic liberties takes above but I think it gets the general point across.