zorrovpn is what you guys are all looking for
Why's that?
Do a quick search for "zorrovpn" on this forum it was started here and full anonymity in mind, allows you to pay with btc with 0 information gathered.
For email durring signup use yourtempmail.com and tor browser, send coins through mixing service first.
This vpn allows you to create chains of 5 access points as a simple preset for you gui using open vpn protocol.
If really paranoid use another vpn service to initiate the hop as the first point or exit point. Then jump on TOR
honestly though if you gonna go crazy like that just use TAILS OS (dont use any vpn just crack neighbors wifi) or Whonix VMbox (with all the above hops)
Also another option is to buy a prepaid 3g modem with fake name and set it up outside your house or apartment on a string in a bag so it does not get wet and connect to that (be sure to charge it once a while too lol) this way connections arent yours ever
lol but all that paranoia aside zorrovpn is awesome on its own