{BFL} Here's a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK at your Monarch! - page 23.

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Quote from: erk on January 29, 2014, 09:52:56 PM

https://forums.butterflylabs.com/attachments/monarch-discussion/2743d1391008302-2014-jan-27-monarch-discussion-monarch_wirebond.jpg

The Monarch wire bonded test chip.

I like the way it comes in it's own little box.

The link is not working any more Sad

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https://forums.butterflylabs.com/attachments/monarch-discussion/2743d1391008302-2014-jan-27-monarch-discussion-monarch_wirebond.jpg

The Monarch wire bonded test chip.

I like the way it comes in it's own little box.

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Quote from: Inaba on January 18, 2014, 12:35:41 AM

It's always gratifying when the trolls only thing they have left to troll about is typos!

Quote from: Inaba on January 18, 2014, 12:35:41 AM

the trolls only thing

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the trolls

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trolls

CUSTOMERS.

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ORDER # BFL-037346136 | DATE 11/21/13 | STATUS Processing

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Will it be possible to use the monarch to distill moonshine? Tongue

LittleD

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Quote from: Inaba on January 18, 2014, 12:35:41 AM

It's always gratifying when the trolls only thing they have left to troll about is typos!

its good to know that you take time to read the trolls but it would be nicer if you take time to read your trolls...i mean YOUR "promises".

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In that first pic I thought it was half bong pipe and half GPU. lulz. I need more coffee!

Give them time and it will be.

Since bongs are now legal in some areas I suppose the excess heat by those ASIC's (in theory) will be powering your latest bong hit.

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acouple more lies from your boy Josh:

Monarch Information-hangman.jpg
No noose is good noose?

Maybe so! No word from the packaging facility as of yet, which means there's no problems. That's good. That's really all the update I have, as the status of things hasn't changed much since last week - just waiting on slicing/dicing/packaging. While we expect the chips out sooner, the end of next week is the absolute latest date the packaging facility gave us on chips, so it's unlikely it would be any longer than that, but hopefully shorter. The fact that they haven't come back to us with any problems at this stage is encouraging and indicates things are running smoothly on their end, as they'd be burning up the phone lines if there was an issue.

One a slightly related note, I should have the draft of the Monarch communication protocol (detailing how to communicate with it over PCIe and over USB) in the next couple days, which I will post here once I'm satisfied with the draft. At that time, you guys can pick it apart and we'll see about making revision.

https://forums.butterflylabs.com/announcements/4414-monarch-information.html

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Quote from: superduh on January 18, 2014, 02:09:13 AM

Quote from: Inaba on January 18, 2014, 12:35:41 AM

It's always gratifying when the trolls only thing they have left to troll about is typos!

or just referencing BFL's reputation. Two Weeks(tm) i think BFL has a catch phrase that it will forever be known as. don't worry BFL's reputation is only slightly worse than Yifus

Well,BFL is better than Hashfast Shocked

!!!!!!!!!!!! Did I say that too soon Cheesy

Probably

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Quote from: Inaba on January 18, 2014, 12:35:41 AM

It's always gratifying when the trolls only thing they have left to troll about is typos!

or just referencing BFL's reputation. Two Weeks(tm) i think BFL has a catch phrase that it will forever be known as. don't worry BFL's reputation is only slightly worse than Yifus

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You just know they are going to force their customers to adopt accessories such as custom rigged cases to house these things. (Quick someone quote me for future reference.) Otherwise they won't be held responsible for any damages. (just wait for Inaba to confirm that)

Can you imagine the laughter BFL support will have when their general Monarch users main complaint is that the tubes from the Monarch are too big to leave the case safely?

Whats that? You sliced through a plastic tube due to a sharp edge and water leaked all over your Monarch and the PC hosting it. NOT our problem! (You know, people better buy insurance on these things!)

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Whats that? Support is receiving a tons of emails from angry customers because a fancy metal tube came in contact with an electronic component and fried a motherboard. (Don't worry, it looks like they are switching to rubberized tubing...we all hope!)

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Calm down folks, if Heatsink design was any indication of BFL's technical prowess...

...well, the water cooling should be a bag full of laughs. Wink

Holy hell, I bet they (Monarch customers) will be pleased by either the defective (low quality) chinese pumps or an issue with connecting their rigs to a tap water supply.

This is after all BFL. The radiator will probably leak or it will be undersized and never cool the water fast enough. I heard it was already supersized once already. [I say that in jest, but you just know it will happen again!]
The only solution is to connect the loop to the [water] mains and forgo the radiators. The roaring fans noise will probably be replaced by the low quality pump slowly grinding it's customers into maddness.

Not only will it guzzle electricity but also raise your water bill.

We shall be having funny discussions on G/Gh (Gallons Per GigaHash)

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Then again, if you are a Monarch customer chances are you are probably already incredibly ill-informed and will connect the pretty red tubes to the matching hot side of your sink. A ROFL RMA follows....

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Quote from: Inaba on January 18, 2014, 12:35:41 AM

It's always gratifying when the trolls only thing they have left to troll about is typos!

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Yo, E, she's a monarch, lets run a train!

Man, I wouldn't touch that bitch!

Me neither, Inaba go home and wash out ya beaver
And scamma's are out there, messing up people's health
Yo, what the fuck you gotta say for yourself?

...

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Quote from: tvbcof on January 17, 2014, 09:07:12 PM

Buy from BFL, you a stupid mutha-fucka
Known around da hood as da schoolyard clucka
...

Where can I buy the album? In two weeks you say?

Inaba

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It's always gratifying when the trolls only thing they have left to troll about is typos!

tvbcof

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Buy from BFL, you a stupid mutha-fucka
Known around da hood as da schoolyard clucka
...

Thom

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Quote from: PuertoLibre on January 16, 2014, 08:00:30 PM

Quote from: Thom on January 16, 2014, 07:36:36 PM

Quote from: LittleD on January 15, 2014, 01:30:18 PM

The silicon wafers are at the packaging planet

Which Planet might that be?

That's why nebulous pre-orders of miners from parallel dimensions get lost in wormholes so often. Or sold by dastardly robots.

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Quote from: sase007 on January 17, 2014, 12:26:27 AM

Quote from: LittleD on January 08, 2014, 07:20:20 PM

Heres a look at youR Monarch Huh

What do you think Huh

Can I smoke weed with it? Cheesy

I'm sure it'll get hot enough to burn a really good sized bud..........or 2.............or 4 Cheesy

They aren't calling it the "Hookah miner" for nothing Cheesy

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Quote from: LittleD on January 08, 2014, 07:20:20 PM

Heres a look at youR Monarch Huh

What do you think Huh

Can I smoke weed with it? Cheesy

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Quote from: PuertoLibre on January 16, 2014, 08:00:30 PM

Which Planet might that be?

Packaging Planet!

its planet where they package the defective monarch, pipes n all, along with disappearing invoice slips up the customer's ass!

BFLJosh is resident king there...

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