Goodbye and good riddance to all you gavincoiners who don't really have the ability to comprehend the real distributed crypto-currencies.
"Distributed" would imply that you think anyone's going to stick around to use MPcoin. I'd be genuinely surprised if more than 100 people follow your chain once the fork happens. And after that it will swiftly drop to about 10 deluded MP fanboys when none of the merchants accept it for anything, because
everyone else wants a coin the masses can actually use. You're opting for a limited, isolationist, elitist chain, and that's what you're going to get. Everyone else will be long gone. Hell, I bet even Litecoin/Peercoin/Namecoin/Doge will have more node support and be more distributed than MPcoin.
You are not picking it up very fast. We don't WANT you. You are a liability.
You were a regrettable necessity back in the day when some dolt told several other dolts who told several other dolts and so on until you heard about it. The 'network effect' and a bunch of luck got us all the way up to $1000/BTC valuations, congressional hearings, a mountain of VC money, mainstream media coverage, etc. The downside was that you idiots always kept getting ripped off and giving Bitcoin a black-eye, but on balance you did what we needed. Now you are a dull and broken tool that belongs in the scrap bin. You desperately want a giant, indefensible, single-point-of-failure system because that is all you can comprehend. We cannot tolerate that.
Now, from my perspective, I do have some empathy for the commoners in part because I am one myself. The other part is left over from when I was a quasi-socialist not long ago. Also, a properly working (e.g., not subverted by the TPTB) distributed crypto-currency displays and builds it's power by competing successfully with mainstream systems. Since these mainstream systems are fucking you guys raw, the 'value add' would be to simply not do so. That is why I am so excited about sidechains as an infinite supply of tuned exchange currencies deriving their strength from the reserve. A reserve currency is to powerful for most people who cannot even figure out how to keep their passwords safe so again, you are not wanted, but you can get far more from any set of sidechains than you ever would from either raw Bitcoin or mainstream or some combination of the two so you get to win as well. And you could always jump up to the big leagues and be a native Bitcoin user if you get your shit together technically and develop a big enough financial statement to warrant it.
I also very much look forward to using sidechains myself for my daily needs. Bitcoin is a giant hassle to use correctly with the care that it deserves and always will be.