Topic: Bitcoin Bank Robbing Movie (Read 2453 times)

... I'm not dank... I smoke dank

Oh God, this shit sounds brilliant. Maybe in 2025, when Bitcoin is popular, this movie idea might actually be worth something at Hollywood

But...but...but...Dank won the race.

Definitely not. If you want to ride a horse away from the bank, you might as well just call the police and describe your car and give them your plate numbers. Same difference.

...and, instead of a getaway car... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8BIFspoWL8

I never asked for money, and I am not looking for money. Plan A is not over, as I don't need your money for it.

http://www.engineering.com/Portals/0/BlogFiles/Christian_Knutson_%28TEL%29/Plan_B.JPG

So basically, I'm not here for your money.

I have never asked for money, and I'm not asking for it now. The charity I made never asked for money, we stopped doing it because my step dad bailed. And I never asked my stepdad for money, HE asked ME to create a charity on my 11 year old brothers death bed, then backed out and on top of that was a COMPLETE DICK.

I never said I wanted money from him, I said I wanted him to be NICE or I would call the police about my little brothers wrongful death. I did call the police, and my stepdad has since gone to the county mortition and gotten the records changed. They originally told us peanut butter killed him, my mom even said "The mortition proved it" and my step dad went out into the darkness for like an hour, and said he was waiting for a bear to eat him. But that original ruling has been changed, and now says that asthma killed him. Which isn't false, but its not the original cause. I just can't go to court about it.

But again, I never asked for money. He OFFERED money, to a charity HE asked to be made. Then withdrew that offer, period. I never attempted to blackmail anyone, I simply asked my stepdad to quit being a dick to me, or I would file a report that NEEDED to be filed. When I called the police and they came, they were baffled that it was the first they had heard of it. And I am not trying to make the charity happen, as I don't have money and I don't blackmail people.

in other words  he will ask for thousands of bitcoins and then this is what finshaggy's skills and experience will give you for production value...

walk around with his webcam pretending to be a mobster. he will make a pretend jail cell out of cardboard boxes, much like how we made dens and playtents as kids. he will put a black silhouette of a person (cardboard box cut out and painted black) and use a desk lamp to make it look like a shadowy figure. and then edit in voice samples of 'bender' from futurama using microsoft movie maker and alot of youtube futurama clips.

he will stick a car steering wheel to his bedroom door, paint it silver and pretend its a bank safe.

he will put it on youtube for free and then keep all the bitcoin..

I don't want to sell it, I want to MAKE it.

WIN

And BTW, the original robberies really will blow everyone's minds. No one ever imagines that robbing bank is really this simple, and no one ever believes me when I start a sentence with "I can tell you how to rob a bank and get away with it" but once I tell them, they agree that it makes total sense. And it does, it's really not much harder than ordering a meal at mcdonald's. But then the later robberies will be a little harder, because once they have money they can afford fire power and to bring friends in. So at that point the vault becomes an option and stuff. Because the only reason to "not go for the vault" is because the police will get there by then, and you have put yourself in a situation where you take hostages or take a bullet or a sentence. So if the vault is open (most banks keep it open during the day from what I've seen at the banks I keep my money in), and you have enough fire power, it's a different story. You just don't want to clean it out, because that will 1. Take to long 2. Be too much to fucking carry out of the bank

But I still haven't even given anything important away. If someone were to steal my ideas and make a movie with what I've stated so far, it might be good, but it's not going to blow anyone's mind. The original robbery method is what will blow everyone's minds, before it gets better. Then the better stuff will just make the audience feel like they are getting smarter.

I just had a cool idea. Remember how in requiem for a dream how they would snort coke and it would do the quick little scene where the put the coke on the table, roll up a bill, suck it up their nose, then their eyes dilate, all in a quick sequence? Actually, there is a gif I can show you.


I want to make the robbery sequence like that, once we get the characters into a routine. Once the audience knows how it works, and needs no more explanation of how the robberies are happening, show like 4 actual robberies throughout the movie, then the rest are all just gifed.

And on an unrelated note, I have been watching FXX and they have little "bumps" like Adult Swim, but they write them themselves for now, and they are really funny. Like (I don't remember exactly but something like this) : "It's like riding a dragon to the movie theater, and getting free tickets while ice cream pours grape juice in your diamond pimp cup".

So I made one of my own:

Yeah, that wouldn't be such a great movie. "The Greatest Bitcoin Heist in History" (Title sequence ends, camera pans to fat guy picking nose, before he flicks it and scratches his ass) "MOM!!" he yells up a flight of stairs "Can you bring me a sandwhich!?"

I hope it gets made so it can be a good movie lol

Exactly. Most bank robbing movie try to come up with some intricate ploy to blow everyone's minds, like putting the same clothes on everyone or going in the vault from underground.

I want to blow everyone's minds because they think "Dude, we could totally do that".

No, it's just a bitcoin project.

Haha sounds like a nice movie idea . Sell it to Hollywood