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Topic: Bitcoin is Rat Poison! A Message from Warren Buffet (Read 4347 times)

hero member
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Distinguished gentlemman, this is Warren Buffet

I know this is bitcointalk.org but please try to note the difference.

Buffet:



Buffett:


So Warren is into buffets?
legendary
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The revolution will be monetized!
Distinguished gentlemman, this is Warren Buffet, the millionaire investor. I have been watching the bitcoin market since last year, and have warned you that it was a mirage! I told you it was rat poison.

Do not invest in bitcoin! The price is going nowhere but down. ...

The price was like $360 at the time. Warren "Buffet", pfft.  Roll Eyes
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Distinguished gentlemman, this is Warren Buffet, the millionaire investor. I have been watching the bitcoin market since last year, and have warned you that it was a mirage! I told you it was rat poison.

Do not invest in bitcoin! The price is going nowhere but down. Only invest in markets that provide real utility. Bitcoin does not offer any utility, and is nothing more than a glorified digital token.

You have been warned since $680! Cut your losses now, or regret it later!

losses? this week i dont think anyone has any losses Tongue
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Distinguished gentlemman, this is Warren Buffet

I know this is bitcointalk.org but please try to note the difference.

Buffet:



Buffett:



ROFL

Warren Buffet - a daily feast of geriatric lunacy. Entrees include: paranoia, fear, misinformation, disgust and wild rice with antiquated financial sauce.

Try our "days gone by" Prime Rich and Lobster Sunday Buffet! Only $14.99!

That 'days gone by' is the best part  Grin
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Distinguished gentlemman, this is Warren Buffet, the millionaire investor. I have been watching the bitcoin market since last year, and have warned you that it was a mirage! I told you it was rat poison.

Do not invest in bitcoin! The price is going nowhere but down. Only invest in markets that provide real utility. Bitcoin does not offer any utility, and is nothing more than a glorified digital token.

You have been warned since $680! Cut your losses now, or regret it later!

Dear Warren,

You don't fool us on bitcointalk one teeny tiny little bit. We all know that this "I'm-clueless-about-tech" act is a big ruse to disguise the fact that you are secretly buying up as much bitcoin as you can. You are, indeed, the mastermind behind every bitcoin bull run, much like Reagan in the classic 1986 SNL skit below.

Warren Buffett, Mastermind. That's what we call you here. Or perhaps it's time to unveil the REAL truth and start calling you by your real name ... Satoshi !!!!

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/president-reagan-mastermind/n9509?snl=1
legendary
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You lead and I'll watch you walk away.
Distinguished gentlemman, this is Warren Buffet

I know this is bitcointalk.org but please try to note the difference.

Buffet:



Buffett:



ROFL

Warren Buffet - a daily feast of geriatric lunacy. Entrees include: paranoia, fear, misinformation, disgust and wild rice with antiquated financial sauce.

Try our "days gone by" Prime Rich and Lobster Sunday Buffet! Only $14.99!
hero member
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Lets deratise the banks now with it. Rat poison is getting high in value because of the old rats life buffonn are getting realy silly and should be eradicated.
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HODLing is an art, not just a word...
looks like back in 2014 mods didn't used to delete these spam topics talking about bitcoin is dead Cheesy

by today's standard topics like these are normal, and we sometimes even miss them if one day the FUDsters are too busy to create a new account and paste the same thing in a new topic Cheesy
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If I can trade rat poison for profit or the price of rate poison will increase, I wouldn't mind.

Doesn't matter to me if is poisonous or not, as long as I get more money as I put
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Distinguished gentlemman, this is Warren Buffet

I know this is bitcointalk.org but please try to note the difference.

Buffet:



Buffett:
legendary
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This is a good time to revive this thread  Grin
hero member
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I have my doubts about Warren Buffet being as skilled with technology to the point of being able to even register in this forum and make this thread, I have my doubts Mr Buffet  Roll Eyes
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Do not. I repeat: Do NOT invest in bitcoin. Already since I making my post, price fall below $360 on bitstam exchange. I tried to warn you!

If you buy bitcoin, all you will have to pass to your kin is a sad story of deception and regrets. Max out your company's sponsored 401k plan or invest in shares of my berkshire hathaway. Make your children and future kin proud.

--Waren Buffet
     Maybe. If I now invest $ 2,000 in Bitcoin and Bitcoin rise by 10 times for year, I will then have $ 20,000 (that's profit by around 18 000 $). How much annual profit will be if you invest $ 2,000 in berkshirehathaway? Five dollars for example ?! Where is the profit?

That's why you should always invest in teh



Cool
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Do not. I repeat: Do NOT invest in bitcoin. Already since I making my post, price fall below $360 on bitstam exchange. I tried to warn you!

If you buy bitcoin, all you will have to pass to your kin is a sad story of deception and regrets. Max out your company's sponsored 401k plan or invest in shares of my berkshire hathaway. Make your children and future kin proud.

--Waren Buffet
     Maybe. If I now invest $ 2,000 in Bitcoin and Bitcoin rise by 10 times for year, I will then have $ 20,000 (that's profit by around 18 000 $). How much annual profit will be if you invest $ 2,000 in berkshirehathaway? Five dollars for example ?! Where is the profit?
legendary
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He also simply does not invest in tech.  He admitted this himself.  He only invests in what he understands, and I think he is doing ok. 

That's why he's invested in IBM. He betrays his words.
tss
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Sorry for my English if It is Bad✌✌
At least i had a reason why i don't like this guy.
legendary
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Dumb broad
Do not. I repeat: Do NOT invest in bitcoin. Already since I making my post, price fall below $360 on bitstam exchange. I tried to warn you!

If you buy bitcoin, all you will have to pass to your kin is a sad story of deception and regrets. Max out your company's sponsored 401k plan or invest in shares of my berkshire hathaway. Make your children and future kin proud.

--Waren Buffet

You misspelled your name. lol

That was a typo, I don't know how to fix that. I will ask my secretary when she comes back.

But anyway, my point remains. If you buy bitcoins, you will be very sorry. All you will have to pass on to your kith and kin is a bucket full of sorrow and sunken opportunities. Invest in stocks... there is no great secret to my grand successes, all I did was invest stocks and invest young. I'm 82 years young now, and this is the reward for a lifetime of slow, steady investing. Bitcoin is a mirgage and rat poison. If you invest, you will regret so badly.

--Waren Buffett

er...you mis-spelt your name again.

Twice in a row suggests you may have Alzheimer's...I'd see a doctor.
legendary
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Learning the troll avoidance button :)
Given that now we have a surge of banking rats, investing in rat poison is quite a good investment.


Ah zeroday you know how to make a good retort after the last Cyprus crisis
Still a better investment than cyprus fiat lol.
legendary
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Someone remind OP that being rat poison is a complement. Cheesy
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