Maybe they have access to supercomputers we can only dream off.
They are 500Km away, I should go there and investigate
give em a call, fake a Swiss accent and they won't even know you are from the internet
did you ever tried to fake a swiss accent? very impossible! they have different accent in every canton and every village. bad idea!
In that case just choke up as many croutons from the back of your throat as possible and say you come from the most backward village of them all!
bad idea too! I dont want to get a bullet in my head! they get their army gun to home if they leave the regular army service but without cartridges. some years ago they had to give back the cartridges from home. but I do not trust in that!
EDIT: "The structure of the Swiss militia system stipulates that the soldiers keep their own personal equipment, including all personally assigned weapons, at home (until 2007 this also included ammo[3])." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_of_Switzerland
http://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/Specials/Gun_debate/Background/Archives/Soldiers_can_keep_guns_at_home_but_not_ammo.html?cid=970614