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Quote from: Minor Miner on October 31, 2013, 12:09:02 AM

DO NOT PRE-ORDER!!!!
At least until phin shows a pic that he has bought a beard net that complies with health codes. I have already contacted his local health department to make sure that he complies. They told me that someone named Josh had been calling them to inspect this operation on a daily basis and they were all over it.

You can't get anything over on me, for I've already cover ~~my hair ass~~ that aspect, and proved it to Josh when he stopped by to tour the kitchen, of which afterwards we enjoyed LukewarmJr Kool Aid.

See, I'm in compliance. And the iPhone is even FCC approved.

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Quote from: Minor Miner on October 31, 2013, 12:09:02 AM

DO NOT PRE-ORDER!!!!
At least until phin shows a pic that he has bought a beard net that complies with health codes. I have already contacted his local health department to make sure that he complies. They told me that someone named Josh had been calling them to inspect this operation on a daily basis and they were all over it.

Can I specially request a micro pizza in which you don't wear a beard net Phin? I'm pretty fascinated by genetics and cloning, and I've got some interesting machinery at my disposal which could lead to some interesting discoveries.

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DO NOT PRE-ORDER!!!!
At least until phin shows a pic that he has bought a beard net that complies with health codes. I have already contacted his local health department to make sure that he complies. They told me that someone named Josh had been calling them to inspect this operation on a daily basis and they were all over it.

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How are you planning on shipping to Europe without the pizzas going bad?

Via a warning: Consume at own risk if shipping takes more than 48 hours. Otherwise, consider it a novelty item.

Haha I think it'll take longer than 48 hours. Maybe you could laminate the pizzas.

I thought about using one of those home vacuum sealers. Better than the dry ice option of which would be more expensive.

I'm pretty sure that there's regulations about transporting food via the mail carriers of which I would have to be in compliance, but I'll consider that aspect down the road when it becomes warranted.

You probably can't ship to Australia. Their customs are a bitch when it comes to food.

Then I'll declare it as a craft item.

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How are you planning on shipping to Europe without the pizzas going bad?

Via a warning: Consume at own risk if shipping takes more than 48 hours. Otherwise, consider it a novelty item.

Haha I think it'll take longer than 48 hours. Maybe you could laminate the pizzas.

I thought about using one of those home vacuum sealers. Better than the dry ice option of which would be more expensive.

I'm pretty sure that there's regulations about transporting food via the mail carriers of which I would have to be in compliance, but I'll consider that aspect down the road when it becomes warranted.

You probably can't ship to Australia. Their customs are a bitch when it comes to food.

Then I'll declare it as a craft item.

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Upon further research, I can bake the micro pizzas in mushroom caps: http://www.melissassouthernstylekitchen.com/2012/01/supreme-pizza-stuffed-mushrooms.html

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Quote from: Phinnaeus Gage on October 25, 2013, 12:55:59 AM

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How are you planning on shipping to Europe without the pizzas going bad?

Via a warning: Consume at own risk if shipping takes more than 48 hours. Otherwise, consider it a novelty item.

Haha I think it'll take longer than 48 hours. Maybe you could laminate the pizzas.

I thought about using one of those home vacuum sealers. Better than the dry ice option of which would be more expensive.

I'm pretty sure that there's regulations about transporting food via the mail carriers of which I would have to be in compliance, but I'll consider that aspect down the road when it becomes warranted.

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Quote from: edd on October 25, 2013, 07:33:36 AM

Bruono, put me down for one.

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Over and beyond the novelty aspect, I guess these pizzas could be shipped and fit for human consumption given that their sizes (22mm; 31.4mm; 42mm) are more practical than say a 4mm micro pizza of which would not be fit for consumption (via mail) unless present on site.

I envision selling them as novelty items made with premium ingredients at a very reasonable price point, but if desired for eating via shipping, the cost wpuld be considerable higher with a slightly more profit margin built in.

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Bruono, put me down for one.

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How are you planning on shipping to Europe without the pizzas going bad?

Via a warning: Consume at own risk if shipping takes more than 48 hours. Otherwise, consider it a novelty item.

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A penny is 0.75 inches or 19.05mm, so I guess mine would be about the size of the pizza depicted below (probably slightly smaller) at 22mm. And mine will be baked inside flat stones at probably three pennies(?) in depth.

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Quote from: Minor Miner on October 24, 2013, 10:14:10 AM

No, I am serious. I have grave concerns here about giving some guy named "Bruno" my hard earned money on the promise that he knows how to make an itty bitty pizza. I demand proof that "Bruno" is a master pizza chef and not just some putz that collects wood off barns or something like that.
Can you imagine giving this guy all your money and then sitting around starving at home waiting for your pizza and you find out that Bruno is really a carpenter that can never deliver on his promises of the perfect micro pizza?
You people fall for everything. You never think or check things out. I expect most of you still buy sea monkeys thinking that the next batch will be better.

Nice prose, but you forgot the logo:

Quote from: OgNasty on October 24, 2013, 06:16:09 PM

Will the preorders be baked and shipped by order date or will you be making lots of pizzas a kind at a time? I want to know if I order pepperoni and I was the first order, I will get the first pizza. I don't want guys who ordered mushroom pizzas a week after me getting their pizzas first because you found it was easier to cook the mushroom version!

Also, if you are taking preorders, will they be able to upgrade their pizzas to a better pizza if you come out with a hand tossed or organic version before they ship?

Yes to all the above unless no is the better answer.

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Quote from: Minor Miner on October 24, 2013, 10:14:10 AM

No, I am serious. I have grave concerns here about giving some guy named "Bruno" my hard earned money on the promise that he knows how to make an itty bitty pizza. I demand proof that "Bruno" is a master pizza chef and not just some putz that collects wood off barns or something like that.
Can you imagine giving this guy all your money and then sitting around starving at home waiting for your pizza and you find out that Bruno is really a carpenter that can never deliver on his promises of the perfect micro pizza?
You people fall for everything. You never think or check things out. I expect most of you still buy sea monkeys thinking that the next batch will be better.

I have NEVER been disappointed with my sea monkey purchases. Plainly stated...every batch has been an under sea marvel.

With that said, put me down for a pizza pre-order OP. Don't worry about delivering it though, as I intend to sell my spot in the pizza purchase queue on eBay before it ever arrives.

I'll send you another free pizza if you list on eBay that you're selling your queue position (call it 5 for sake of argument) for one of the first 20 Bruno's Micro Pizzeria supreme pizzas. Remember, it's 22mm solar baked inside a flat stone. Link to the official website http://brunosmicropizzeria.com/ of which looks like shit so far. I'm not happy with that theme, but luckily I purchased a bulk lot.

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Will the preorders be baked and shipped by order date or will you be making lots of pizzas a kind at a time? I want to know if I order pepperoni and I was the first order, I will get the first pizza. I don't want guys who ordered mushroom pizzas a week after me getting their pizzas first because you found it was easier to cook the mushroom version!

Also, if you are taking preorders, will they be able to upgrade their pizzas to a better pizza if you come out with a hand tossed or organic version before they ship?

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Quote from: Minor Miner on October 24, 2013, 10:14:10 AM

No, I am serious. I have grave concerns here about giving some guy named "Bruno" my hard earned money on the promise that he knows how to make an itty bitty pizza. I demand proof that "Bruno" is a master pizza chef and not just some putz that collects wood off barns or something like that.
Can you imagine giving this guy all your money and then sitting around starving at home waiting for your pizza and you find out that Bruno is really a carpenter that can never deliver on his promises of the perfect micro pizza?
You people fall for everything. You never think or check things out. I expect most of you still buy sea monkeys thinking that the next batch will be better.

I have NEVER been disappointed with my sea monkey purchases. Plainly stated...every batch has been an under sea marvel.

With that said, put me down for a pizza pre-order OP. Don't worry about delivering it though, as I intend to sell my spot in the pizza purchase queue on eBay before it ever arrives.

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No, I am serious. I have grave concerns here about giving some guy named "Bruno" my hard earned money on the promise that he knows how to make an itty bitty pizza. I demand proof that "Bruno" is a master pizza chef and not just some putz that collects wood off barns or something like that.
Can you imagine giving this guy all your money and then sitting around starving at home waiting for your pizza and you find out that Bruno is really a carpenter that can never deliver on his promises of the perfect micro pizza?
You people fall for everything. You never think or check things out. I expect most of you still buy sea monkeys thinking that the next batch will be better.

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Quote from: Minor Miner on October 23, 2013, 07:38:15 PM

I assume this will be a pre-ordered pizza? Any chance of delays?
Could you possibly hire a spokesperson in case us pre-pay customers have concerns?
You aren't shipping from KC are you?

I've always known that my sarcasm would one day bite me in my ass. Well played!

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How would you deliver these pizzas to us, I want a few dozen Cheesy

Postal carriers: USPS; UPS; DHL; FedUp; etc.

Umm.. shipping food? Would it be refrigerated, or frozen?

Ambient temperature, if it's intended to be eaten, otherwise consider Bruno's Micro Pizzeria pizzas as novelty items when shipped, although consumable if eaten on site or arriving at ones doorstep within a couple days. Remember, we're talking about pizzas measuring less than an inch in diameter embedded in a rock.

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I assume this will be a pre-ordered pizza? Any chance of delays?
Could you possibly hire a spokesperson in case us pre-pay customers have concerns?
You aren't shipping from KC are you?

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Quote from: Phinnaeus Gage on October 23, 2013, 04:45:01 PM

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How would you deliver these pizzas to us, I want a few dozen Cheesy

Postal carriers: USPS; UPS; DHL; FedUp; etc.

Umm.. shipping food? Would it be refrigerated, or frozen?

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So far the menu consist of:

Supreme
Jacob's Pizza
Milliways Pizza (42mm--our largest)
Pi Pizza (31.4mm with a layer of crust on top and with the pi symbol branded on it)
The Yap Stone Pizza

The latter of which (inspired from below) will have a 22mm hole drilled through the center of which the entire cavity is filled with ingredients oppose to the others of which are only drilled partway through with the pizza cooked within.

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