Al, like me, you love satire and all, but can you be a little less terse toward prospective pre-orderers? Korean and a Furry--sometimes you really crack me up, Al. What next? You learn you were in the Navy. Seriously, whatever you do, don't put the following in your sig: People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
BWLI_Bruno
Topic: (BWLI Inc.) Barn Wood Labs International (Read 4221 times)
Hey, Al!
Had a vision for a new line of alpaca (by)products for you:
Had a vision for a new line of alpaca (by)products for you:
And you, my friend, are a moron. I see what you're doing here. You're trying to derail Bruno's thread. I wouldn't be surprised if you're one of MyBarnWood's sockpuppets.
Just to show you how smart I am, I did a little Googling and learned that I speak Korea and am a Furry. SO THERE!
BWLI_Al
I will offer 5 BTC for the $30k table set..... Deal?
No deal! But would entertain a trade for a pink Prius if you happen to have possession of one.
How about an image of one with my wife on the hood? (She won't dent the hood I swear)
Interesting! I've never masterbated to an image of a pink Prius before. Please send photo, and make sure that when it was snapped, the car, if you want to still call it take, was in drive. Meanwhile, I take a pic of NaNa laying naked on the table. I'll assume you know which NaNa I speak of.
I will offer 5 BTC for the $30k table set..... Deal?
No deal! But would entertain a trade for a pink Prius if you happen to have possession of one.
How about an image of one with my wife on the hood? (She won't dent the hood I swear)
I will offer 5 BTC for the $30k table set..... Deal?
No deal! But would entertain a trade for a pink Prius if you happen to have possession of one.
I will offer 5 BTC for the $30k table set..... Deal?
Only one this is for sure: you certainly aren't.
Phin: You seen to have the same sense of humor as the guy who writes these: http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=110
You should do something like that
Phin: You seen to have the same sense of humor as the guy who writes these: http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=110
You should do something like that
Thanks, Garr. You gave me a wonderful idea.
For those who are not aware, this thread is satire. I do have a serious venture in the works if anybody is interested.
~Bruno~
Only one thing is for sure: you certainly aren't.
Phin: You seem to have the same sense of humor as the guy who writes these: http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=110
You should do something like that
Phin: You seem to have the same sense of humor as the guy who writes these: http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=110
You should do something like that
I think I can see my house from here.
You, sir, are an electron.
Are you positive?
I think I can see my house from here.
You, sir, are an electron.
BWLI_Bruno here, for Al is either at a hardware show convention or fucking my Maria. My hope is that it's the latter, for I would be pissed if he attends some show without me, especially on my dime bag.
You meant pre 1981 pennies which, by the way, is how I learned about Bitcoin for the very first time last year (truly). The weight of that particular chair will be close to exactly the same weight of similar design and quality.
I will guarantee anything to keep the pre-orders a flowing, so the answer to your question is yes. BTW, I love Newtons too.
With or without the ottoman?
If I were to preorder this item, is there any chance it would come with 50% more ottoman by the time it's delivered?
Being the design of our ottoman stems from the Ottoman Empire, all our ottomans will be 51% larger than any specs posted.
For the ottoman enthusiast who prefer iron oppose to wood, we will be building the BFO (below). Granted, we don't know a damn thing about metal, but we will quickly go through the learning curve since pre-order moneys is at stake.
Also, if anybody here is interested, we're thinking about developing a coffee table that also mines bitcoin like the one pictured below.
what would the weight of that chair be ? is it more or less than a box of pre 1983 pennies or 68 pounds?
You meant pre 1981 pennies which, by the way, is how I learned about Bitcoin for the very first time last year (truly). The weight of that particular chair will be close to exactly the same weight of similar design and quality.
You see, I have an appreciation for efficiency, as I will be buying lots of your hardware. Can you guarantee me the operating costs will be less than 0.001 Newtons per eon?
I will guarantee anything to keep the pre-orders a flowing, so the answer to your question is yes. BTW, I love Newtons too.
I like your work, can you make a cool carved chair with a cushion on the seat and back? Like a king chair. My friend has a cool ass one.
With or without the ottoman?
If I were to preorder this item, is there any chance it would come with 50% more ottoman by the time it's delivered?
Being the design of our ottoman stems from the Ottoman Empire, all our ottomans will be 51% larger than any specs posted.
For the ottoman enthusiast who prefer iron oppose to wood, we will be building the BFO (below). Granted, we don't know a damn thing about metal, but we will quickly go through the learning curve since pre-order moneys is at stake.
Also, if anybody here is interested, we're thinking about developing a coffee table that also mines bitcoin like the one pictured below.
what would the weight of that chair be ? is it more or less than a box of pre 1983 pennies or 68 pounds?
You see, I have an appreciation for efficiency, as I will be buying lots of your hardware. Can you guarantee me the operating costs will be less than 0.001 Newtons per eon?
I like your work, can you make a cool carved chair with a cushion on the seat and back? Like a king chair. My friend has a cool ass one.
With or without the ottoman?
I like your work, can you make a cool carved chair with a cushion on the seat and back? Like a king chair. My friend has a cool ass one.
After a good night's sleep on a fresh bed of straw, I'm here to report that BWLI Inc. will be listing its IPO on the Global Barn Wood Exchange (GLBWE). Dr. Nefnef, a Chinese veterarian, who operates the exchange, will be handling the IPO, as well as all the bitcoins deposited to purchase the 1M shares of BWLI Inc.
Meanwhile, back on the production line, I present to you our new creation--a pie safe.
Regards
BWLI_Al
Meanwhile, back on the production line, I present to you our new creation--a pie safe.
Regards
BWLI_Al
Your pi safe is missing 0.14159 of a shelf.
Look here, fuckturd! The fine company I now represent never said ANYWHERE that the shelves will be full shelves. What I don't understand is why you didn't praise us for having three shelves when our closest competition only has two. And we make our shelves in house, whereas theirs is probably farmed out to some outfit in Costa Rica, let's say.
That said, we hired a new girl, Sylvia Boots (below), to handle the shelving issue you were so kind to bring to our attention, therefore guit bothering us, for each time we come here to address concerns from you fuckturds, it takes away time to get all our pre-orders out in time.
BWLI_Al
After a good night's sleep on a fresh bed of straw, I'm here to report that BWLI Inc. will be listing its IPO on the Global Barn Wood Exchange (GLBWE). Dr. Nefnef, a Chinese veterarian, who operates the exchange, will be handling the IPO, as well as all the bitcoins deposited to purchase the 1M shares of BWLI Inc.
Meanwhile, back on the production line, I present to you our new creation--a pie safe.
Regards
BWLI_Al
Meanwhile, back on the production line, I present to you our new creation--a pie safe.
Regards
BWLI_Al
Your pi safe is missing 0.14159 of a shelf.
After a good night's sleep on a fresh bed of straw, I'm here to report that BWLI Inc. will be listing its IPO on the Global Barn Wood Exchange (GLBWE). Dr. Nefnef, a Chinese veterarian, who operates the exchange, will be handling the IPO, as well as all the bitcoins deposited to purchase the 1M shares of BWLI Inc.
Meanwhile, back on the production line, I present to you our new creation--a pie safe.
Regards
BWLI_Al
Meanwhile, back on the production line, I present to you our new creation--a pie safe.
Regards
BWLI_Al
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Sounds great! This way it'll free you up to conduct the engineering side of the operation, and I handle all the pre-orders issues that may arise on the forum.
Actually, a guy named Nasser is the lead engineer, Sonny is the foreman with his dog, Skype, and now you, Al, our PR guy.
Meet the rest of the gang.
Becky, in charge of assembling.
Brothers, Darryl and Darryl, in charge of machine maintenance.
Russuh, in accounting.
And a few of our loyal
Welcome aboard, Al.
~Bruno~
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