Topic: (BWLI Inc.) Barn Wood Labs International - page 2. (Read 4221 times)

Sounds great! This way it'll free you up to conduct the engineering side of the operation, and I handle all the pre-orders issues that may arise on the forum.

Regards

BWLI_Al

Hey, Al, you're the type of guy I've been looking for to do the PR for BWLI. Think you're up to it? I'll even give you a title--BWLI_Al.

~Bruno~

Why don't you take your balcony bologna elsewhere?

Regards

Al

Dude, I was going to call bullshit about your operation, but before I did, and living just down the road a piece, I opted to first take a look-see, and lo and behold, a mighty fine setup you have there, if I may say so myself.



I spoke personally with Bruno's foreman, Sonny K, and even petted his dog Skype. More images are forthcoming, for it was getting dark outside due to this one cloud.

Regards

Al

UPDATE

To keep up with the competition, we at BarnWoodLabsInternational (BWLI) now provide a DOUBLE LIFETIME GUARANTEE. That's right. Every piece of furniture pre-ordered can now be replaced for free in your second life, whether you were the original purchaser or not.

Also, I didn't have time to put this in our recent newsletter, but soon we will be incorporating in Wyoming under the names of one guy from Costa Rica with a checkered past, and a little know French furniture designer whose claim to fame is designing furniture for elevators. (pause--give me a sec--I'm laughing my ass off while typing this shit)



Currently, we're seeking a PR guy preferably from the Midwest with a background in CommunityBoosting.

All products will go through a 12 day endurance test in a RL hostile home environment prior to shipping.

To produce our furniture line quicker, thus decreasing the wait time for all pre-orders, we are taking delivery of the following.

Interesting merchandice, gl with the venture : )

Luckily for me, I'm blessed with a fabulous team of 21 young men and women, and one I'm-not-sure-what-he/she-is. They quickly designed what you requested with an added bonus--it's disguised as a coffee cup holder.

I would like to order three of the wolf tables but only on condition that I can also order a custom made table with a scale model of the death star enclosed

Rum, fit for Danking. 

Love the still up on that balcony

Damn! Damn! Damn! The competition is getting tougher. I've just updated the specs on the RCT256.

RCT256 Specs:

• Mating pair of REAL wolves.
• 200+ year old barn wood.
• 24" Wide
• 48" Long
• 18" High

I'm currently working with a client that desires their hookah lounge to resemble the following image, provided his loans come through.

Phinn, could you design a prototype bench for a hookah bar?

Thanks to all who've voted in the poll. So far it looks like 123 Elm Street is trailing.

Due to recent competition, I had to increase the size of the RCT256 coffee table, but luckily not the price point. Here are the new spec.

RCT256 Specs:

• Mating pair of taxidermied wolves.
• 100+ year old barn wood.
• 22" Wide
• 36" Long
• 17" High

Inspired by a certain member of this forum, one of my 22 employees is currently building a prototype of the following bench. Contact me if you desire to pre-order the BB512.



All those who pre-order will receive this fine rum rack, an $89 value, as an appreciation gift.

I was hoping to save this surprise for down the road, but since we have an eager-beaver in our mist, look what I have planned for only $29,899.

Ive heard the foundation needs a new conference desk 

The name of this thread used to be 123 Elm Street.

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I'm toying with the idea of starting an online furniture company, with all products built using reclaimed barn wood. Yes, it's been done before, but if all goes as planned, I'll be the first to exclusively except only Bitcoin as the sole payment option for our one-of-a-kind products.

I'm about to register the domain name, but before I do, I felt it important to ask the community--via a poll--which address I should use. If I opt for the 123 Elm Street address, I will also use a city name that doesn't have an Elm Street, along with using a different zip code that doesn't correspond with the chosen city, but will be fairly nearby. Chances are it shouldn't matter since I'm a trustworthy guy. In fact, I'm so trustworthy, there shouldn't be any problem whatsoever with accepting Bitcoin payments in advance.

The first line I'm planning on building is the Rassah Coffee Table, model number RCT256, similar to the one shown.



The pre-order price will only be $1,299, and if you're ever unhappy with your purchase, you can return it for a full refund, used toward the purchase price of another fine piece of reclaimed barn wood furniture of equal or greater value.

RCT256 Specs:

• 1 large taxidermied wolf.
• 80+ year old barn wood.
• 18" Wide
• 30" Long
• 16" High

I chose to be conservative with the above specs, therefore a many customers may receive the RST256 with 2 medium sized taxidermied wolves, built with reclaimed barn wood older than 100 years old, and measuring 20" X 36" X 18" or larger.

I look forward to seeing the poll results so that I can get the company name registered. Meanwhile, I'm looking at the beginning of the week of Thanksgiving to start shipping out the first orders, but no later than Christmas.

Another product I'll planning on introducing is a reproduction of the following crate, but with a twist. When acting as an end table and plugged in, it will keep your favorite hot beverage at your desirable temperature.



Thanks for taking the poll and here's to hoping that you enjoy this thread.

~Bruno K~