Topic: Caffeine is hailing Satan. so is Nicotine (Read 1283 times)
not a problem if you consume only common and not so expensive chocolates, they have many things but few to no cocoa
Well i can't imagine my life without a few cups of nice warm coffee a day. I don't know is it hailing Satan but i do know that after i get up i can't function without a cup of Turkish coffee. It is a part of my every day routine so no matter if i am hailing Satan i will continue to drink coffee.
I often see Christians where I live preaching about the dangers of nicotine/cigarettes and trying to hand out leaflets on why they are ungoldly or some shit. Maybe this is what they mean by god hates fags? 
I also love chocolate covered coffee beans. They are absolutely sinful.
Well I just sipped from my tea... What now?
As far as I know most tea has some caffeine in it, according to this ridiculous thread most of the people are hailing Satan just by drinking tea. 
the sad thing is some people actually believe stuff like this is true.
Exactly. There are other examples of people believing weird things like flat earthy theory.Take a look at this list as well.
Well I just sipped from my tea... What now?
the sad thing is some people actually believe stuff like this is true.
He won't come here. The devil is terrified of me.
xD HAHA. Satan and me are like BFFs. True story.
hey guyz an update. turns out i was hailing Satan in the beginning. and this was not related to my consumption of caffeine or e-cigs. so i decided to quit hailing Satan and just eat the coffee
You mean, as in, chewing the coffee grounds?
I eschew the chewing of coffee grounds.
Lol. I never tried it. Coffee isn't that tasty just regular.
hey guyz an update. turns out i was hailing Satan in the beginning. and this was not related to my consumption of caffeine or e-cigs. so i decided to quit hailing Satan and just eat the coffee
You mean, as in, chewing the coffee grounds?
I eschew the chewing of coffee grounds.
hey guyz an update. turns out i was hailing Satan in the beginning. and this was not related to my consumption of caffeine or e-cigs. so i decided to quit hailing Satan and just eat the coffee
You mean, as in, chewing the coffee grounds?
no just drinking it like normal. but eat as in like hail satan. like how i "eat" my meds. because it's so goth and kewl.
So, why isn't ayahuasca on your little list? Sure, it is South American, but it is starting to go many other places. And it is way more Satan oriented than simple coffee (caffeine) or nicotine.
http://www.ayahuasca.com/
hey guyz an update. turns out i was hailing Satan in the beginning. and this was not related to my consumption of caffeine or e-cigs. so i decided to quit hailing Satan and just eat the coffee
You mean, as in, chewing the coffee grounds?
no just drinking it like normal. but eat as in like hail satan. like how i "eat" my meds. because it's so goth and kewl.
Oh no.. goodbye Coffee 
hey guyz an update. turns out i was hailing Satan in the beginning. and this was not related to my consumption of caffeine or e-cigs. so i decided to quit hailing Satan and just eat the coffee
You mean, as in, chewing the coffee grounds?
hey guyz an update. turns out i was hailing Satan in the beginning. and this was not related to my consumption of caffeine or e-cigs. so i decided to quit hailing Satan and just eat the coffee
Well, I quit smoking cigs and gave-up coffee for the most part - good thing is I can still praise Satan...going to vape some high-nicotine content ejuice and drink a big glass of iced tea full of caffeine! Hailz!
Where did you come up with this nonsense?
This forum allows too much freedom. Nonsense should either be moved to the trash or punishable.
On the other hand, if this was the case..
This forum allows too much freedom. Nonsense should either be moved to the trash or punishable.
On the other hand, if this was the case..
in other news, i'm craving a cuppa real bad. in fact i just read this article. and am like WHY CANT I JOIN INTO YOUR STUPID SATAN PARTY
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/17/coffee-health-benefits_n_4102133.html
ALRIGHT THATS IT IM GOING TO SATANS COUNTRY (having a cup of coffee)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/17/coffee-health-benefits_n_4102133.html
ALRIGHT THATS IT IM GOING TO SATANS COUNTRY (having a cup of coffee)
i know potatoes and tomatoes have small amounts of nicotine in them (solanescnen plants) in same family as tobacco. but it's probably not as harmful. just to be safe. no french fries for 2 months
Do everything in prayer to God. The food you eat, the nicotine you take in, the pot you smoke, the water you drink, the alcohol you down, the virgins you purchase then burn to death if they don't comply to extreme requests... the whole life you live... do it with prayer [six times a day], ...
Full disclosure: I've read the entire thread.
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