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Topic: Chuck Norris Turns 74 Today!: Add A Chuck Norris Truth! (Read 2085 times)

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In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce
chuck norris knows I'm secretly GAY
Fixed that for you Grin.
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chuck norris is GAY
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My personal fav:

Chuck norris threw a grenade, Killed 50 people.
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Then the grenade exploded

Loled, that may be the only funny chuck norris joke I've ever heard, or rather seen.(But now I'm gonna hear it as I repeat it to other people) xD
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Chuck Norris is sooo badass that when he eats BATH SALTS he eats his OWN face off!!!! LOLzZz =)
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I once asked Chuck Norris the wrong question and now have an eye patch........................
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Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
legendary
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Chuck Norris won the X-Factor by using sign language.
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Chuck Norris can mine all cryptocoins(past, present and to be invented)  at the same time and with HIS bare hands
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WOw! One of my favorite actors! He is the coolest actor of 90s
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CLOAKCOIN. NOBLECOIN. VERICOIN.
Chuck Norris coughed... and the universe was born....

Chuck Norris got out his knife, and carved the Grand Canyon, in about thirty seconds...
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate birthdays, birthdays celebrate him.  Cool
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In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce
My personal fav:

Chuck norris threw a grenade, Killed 50 people.
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Then the grenade exploded
I saw this one but with someone else on 9gag I think. Still, a good one. Grin
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Chuck Norris is 74 but only in Chuck Norris years. In human years he's 740.
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I want free lunch, i'm gonna go with this guy.
My personal fav:

Chuck norris threw a grenade, Killed 50 people.
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Then the grenade exploded
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Chuck Norris jokes are highly over-rated and not even funny.

You're just jealous because Chuck Norris is not Canadian.

My $.02.

Wink
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Chuck norris jokes ain't funny no more Grin
legendary
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Chuck Norris lost to Bruce Lee.

No. Chuck Norris never loses to anyone.
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Chuck Norris jokes are highly over-rated and not even funny.
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Chuck Norris is Satoshi.
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Chuck Norris's farts can stop a hurricane.
Chuck Norris told the "most interesting man in the world" he was boring and XX tasted like leavings in a bar bathroom.
Chuck Norris hits so hard NASA has asked him to be ready if they ever need to have a mission to destroy an asteroid. 
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