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Topic: Chuck Norris Turns 74 Today!: Add A Chuck Norris Truth! - page 2. (Read 2065 times)

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Chuck Norris mines Bitcoin with mental math
Pfft, with his hashrate, it would be more efficient to crack private keys of addresses containing lots of coins.

How do you know that Chuck Norris is not doing exactly that?

My $.02.

Wink
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Chuck Norris mines Bitcoin with mental math
Pfft, with his hashrate, it would be more efficient to crack private keys of addresses containing lots of coins.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Satoshi is hiding.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooo..........................................

I REALLY like that one!

My $.02.

Wink
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When Satoshi Nakamoto invented Bitcoin there was already 1 terabit per second of hashes aimed from Chuck Norris's computer to solve the genesis block.
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I bet he's like a 47 year old man.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Satoshi is hiding.
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Chuck Norris mines Bitcoin with mental math

I LOVE that one!

My $.02.

Wink
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I once asked Chuck Norris what time he wakes-up...
He said the sun doesn't rise until he does... (He sleeps late in winter.)

But I failed to get my answer, so I asked... No, what TIME...
That was the last thing I remember...
Now I have a fear of sun-dials... Now I don't wake until the sun sets!
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Please do not PM me loan requests!
Chuck Norris mines Bitcoin with mental math
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I dont have a CN truth to add but I wanted to say that I love,love,love him! HBD CN!
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Reverse engineer from time to time
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Chuck Norris lost to Bruce Lee.
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In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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http://fm99.com/news/030030-happy-74th-birthday-chuck-norris/



Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

What can you tell us about Chuck Norris?
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