Topic: Closed because I found a husband. - page 3. (Read 2478 times)
Quick update: I have decided I am not offering love anymore. You cannot mass market love. You cannot advertise love. You cannot sell love. Ultimately, if you cannot make money off of a concept, it does not technically qualify as a service. Before any of you start arguing with that, go. Challenge your beliefs. Quit your day job, and market love full time. Let me know how that worked out.
This post made me smile 
You are forgetting the service of surrogate or sperm donor.
You're right. My apologies. I will fix my post. One moment. You are forgetting the service of surrogate or sperm donor. 
This post made me smile You are forgetting the service of surrogate or sperm donor.
You are forgetting the service of surrogate or sperm donor. shouldn't this be on.. umm.. politics & society?
shhhh. Lets us watch and see what it does out of it's natural habitat
shouldn't this be on.. umm.. politics & society?
Fun facts.
List of situations you can blame on not having a wife or husband:
"Help! I'm horny and I don't have a wife!"
"Help! I don't know how to mow the lawn and I don't have a husband!"
"Help! I can't cook, and I don't have a wife!"
"Help! I can't open this jar, and I don't have a husband!"
"Help! I can't dress myself, and I don't have a wife!"
"Help! I don't know how to grill, and I don't have a husband!"
List of situations you can blame on not having a wife or husband:
"Help! I'm horny and I don't have a wife!"
"Help! I don't know how to mow the lawn and I don't have a husband!"
"Help! I can't cook, and I don't have a wife!"
"Help! I can't open this jar, and I don't have a husband!"
"Help! I can't dress myself, and I don't have a wife!"
"Help! I don't know how to grill, and I don't have a husband!"
So I just worked out this is a personal ad?
your list is very demanding, I dont see companionship there, is this more a business transaction?
you should also list what you are willing to provide.
Yes it's demanding, just like having any job is demanding. Just like how you get fired from a regular office job, you get fired from being a husband or a wife. That's why they have divorce. your list is very demanding, I dont see companionship there, is this more a business transaction?
you should also list what you are willing to provide.
I'm offering the five services listed at the top.
And, um..."love". (Not that love is a service. You can't market love. You can't deposit love into a bank account. You can't drive love to a supermarket. Love is technically not a service).
So I just worked out this is a personal ad?
your list is very demanding, I dont see companionship there, is this more a business transaction?
you should also list what you are willing to provide.
your list is very demanding, I dont see companionship there, is this more a business transaction?
you should also list what you are willing to provide.
lol.
Im intrigued. By everything you post.
Im intrigued. By everything you post.
I'm getting marrriiiiieedd. <3
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