Problem is, this particular service does require the holding of ~15,000 different private keys. I can't just remember those in my head.
I do not think that is the real problem.
The real problem seems to me to be your desire/need to brag about how many coins you hold.
If the amount was not bragged about / published / known then you could have magic words/commands that retrieve 15,000 keys but retrieve decoy keys instead of real keys given the wrong magic words/commands.
But bragging about how many coins you hold makes it necessary for any decoy to hold as many coins as the real target, which kind of spoils the usefulness of the decoy.
Fort Knox brags about having lots of wealth on the premises, maybe the service you have in mind would be more suitable for them to offer than for you to offer...
Gosh, bragging has a downside? Who'd'a thunk?
-MarkM-
EDIT: Hey waitasec, did I just basically imply there is some security to be found in obscurity?
It's not about wanting to brag. With this particular business, the knowledge of exactly how many coins I was holding would HAVE to be public information. There is no way around that.
Also, anyone who says there is no security through obscurity is an idiot. PASSWORDS are security through obscurity.
Apologies in advance for the large quote. Isn't the threat of being coerced a fundamental problem of being publicly rich?
Absolutely, point taken. I just suppose it feels different when it is me being responsible for other people's coins, vs me being responsible for my own.
You could do what I do. Run your business out of a small public storage unit. Get a wireless internet card and work as long as your laptop battery lasts. If you really need additional power take the light bulb out of the unit and replace with a light/power tap and store your inventory there as well. Get a P.O. Box to accept the mail for the business and once a day make a run to the P.O. Box. Most multi-floor storage buildings also have included on-site security if someone follows you they will not get by security. This has worked for me for years.
Oh, make sure you associate the business with another name. Don’t let it be known that you are the one running the business. If anyone suspects it's you tell them you wish you had a business like that. In other words, "play dumb." This has worked for me for years.
Interesting idea, thanks. I think I'd still prefer the deposit box route, but a storage unit WOULD accomplish the same thing. Worth consideration, at least.
But here's the problem: People know where I live (or could easily find out, as I make little effort at hiding my offline identity). If I have thousands of Bitcoins on hand, and people know that, then I fear I would be making myself a target for home invasion.
So how many visitors have you had, demanding you log in to your bank and transfer money to them?
Or demanding you drive them to an ATM and get them cash?
Or open the lock to your safe?
Point taken. Perhaps I am just too paranoid.