...while I've already lost loads of data because of hard disk failures.
Sounds like you're doing it wrong.
It's *far* easier (and cheaper) to secure (and transport) non-trivial quantities of bitcoin than non-trivial quantities of gold, for all the reasons OP noted. Dismissing all those reasons because *you* are not good at backing up your own data does not refute anything.
Whatever. Gold is much more secure. I also have gold in a safe deposit box that hasn't been touched for years.
Bitcoin on the other hand, I've had stolen/hacked in several instances.
Secondly, is that how you're going to pitch bitcoin to the masses? If you get robbed it's your fault? How often is robbery the victim's fault?
Spare me.
Sure, bitcoin is more secure if you're potential attacker/thief is some government entity or you're delusional. Otherwise, as it currently stands, for most people, gold is more secure. I can have gold in my room right now and if someone wants to steal it, they have to come to my room, physically. I'll defend it. If someone wants to steal my bitcoin, if not cold stored, they can be anywhere in the world to try and steal it. The only way for bitcoin to be as secure as gold is cold storage, which essentially defeats the purpose of bitcoin because we don't currently have a way to do offline transactions or off the blockchain, as far as I know.
I'm all for bitcoin, heck at certain points I've held hundreds at a time, but it's certainly not as secure as paper money or gold. Just the same way - if I write a note on a piece of paper, it's far more secure than if I write a note on a web-based note taking service.
Decent solutions, including assisted wallets, insured vaults, and multi-sig are getting more and more user-friendly and idiot-proof all the time. If you don't see that this stuff will improve for the masses, and that it'll ultimately be superior in nearly every way (even for mainstream users) vs keeping hunks of metal "safe" in your special hiding place, well, then, you're particularly short-sighted.
Is it my fault the note-service gets hacked?
You did not spare me. Grr.
Am I the idiot?
Well...