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Topic: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis - page 2. (Read 2088 times)
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A 17 year old is trying to setup an account @ pornhub.com but when he typed in "MYPENIS" as password the site showed:
"Error, not long enough"
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
"Error, not long enough"
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
How do I know? I checked. Simple as, your transactions are public, it's a P2P network, simple as. I have downloaded all of your transactions, ever. As for people who post addresses in their signatures, most (At-least, me), change it after every donation within a few hours.
so you do that for every address you see or mine was special , because i don't think so. Why are you reusing addresses?
but how do you know i use this address lot :pand same thing applies same thing goes for members who flaunts there btc addresses in there signatures thats vulnerable too.And i think we must not take this thread off topic, and just try to keep it fun one... if you have any suggestion PMs are welcomed
Thanks BTWHow do I know? I checked. Simple as, your transactions are public, it's a P2P network, simple as. I have downloaded all of your transactions, ever. As for people who post addresses in their signatures, most (At-least, me), change it after every donation within a few hours.
Why are you reusing addresses?
but how do you know i use this address lot :pand same thing applies same thing goes for members who flaunts there btc addresses in there signatures thats vulnerable too.And i think we must not take this thread off topic, and just try to keep it fun one... if you have any suggestion PMs are welcomed
Thanks BTW
Bad Science Joke Department reporting in!
What song do geologists dance to? Gneiss gneiss baby!
The mathematical functions hold a party. Everyone's having fun - the polynoms, the trigonometric functions, ... but the exponential function is crying in a corner. x² walks up to it and asks: "Hey, what's wrong? Why don't you try to integrate with the others?" - "I already did, it didn't work!"
What's the difference between engineers and structural engineers? Engineers make weapons, structural engineers make targets.
(This one is a blast, huh? Blast, get it?)
What does a major in philosophy enable you to do? You gain the competence to ask people why they want fries with that.
ok, ok, I'm leaving, sorry.
Good luck to your mother, may everything turn out well..
What song do geologists dance to? Gneiss gneiss baby!
The mathematical functions hold a party. Everyone's having fun - the polynoms, the trigonometric functions, ... but the exponential function is crying in a corner. x² walks up to it and asks: "Hey, what's wrong? Why don't you try to integrate with the others?" - "I already did, it didn't work!"
What's the difference between engineers and structural engineers? Engineers make weapons, structural engineers make targets.
(This one is a blast, huh? Blast, get it?)
What does a major in philosophy enable you to do? You gain the competence to ask people why they want fries with that.
ok, ok, I'm leaving, sorry.
Good luck to your mother, may everything turn out well..
Found This in yahoo answers
i like these alot. yahoo answers is full of trolls.
send me your bitcoin address n will send a tip tanks
BTC: 13AxqUHW2AD6G33Szm5Vsvmfn5CpiED7ip
Why are you reusing addresses?
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/reusing-bitcoin-addresses-139381
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/whyis-reusing-btc-address-both-for-receiving-and-sending-harmful-334399
https://encrypted.google.com/search?q=reusing+bitcoin+addresses
tl;dr less anonymity, people know your funds, people can start mapping down information about you (like what nodes you connect to, and, in turn get closer to your IP and the like), etc...
Oh, and, apparently, some pools will delay transactions sent from reused addresses.
Found This in yahoo answers
i like these alot. yahoo answers is full of trolls.
send me your bitcoin address n will send a tip tanks
BTC: 13AxqUHW2AD6G33Szm5Vsvmfn5CpiED7ip
Why are you reusing addresses?
Found This in yahoo answers
i like these alot. yahoo answers is full of trolls.
send me your bitcoin address n will send a tip tanks
BTC: 13AxqUHW2AD6G33Szm5Vsvmfn5CpiED7ip
Why are you reusing addresses?
Found This in yahoo answers
i like these alot. yahoo answers is full of trolls.
send me your bitcoin address n will send a tip tanks
Here is an older thread with some bitcoin memes, some of them made me chuckle:
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/bitcoin-memes-90138
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/bitcoin-memes-90138
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A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."
The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''
The brother thought about it and apologized.
"So how's Mom?" asked the man.
"She's on the roof and won't come down."
The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''
The brother thought about it and apologized.
"So how's Mom?" asked the man.
"She's on the roof and won't come down."
this was not what i was looking for
A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."
The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''
The brother thought about it and apologized.
"So how's Mom?" asked the man.
"She's on the roof and won't come down."
The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''
The brother thought about it and apologized.
"So how's Mom?" asked the man.
"She's on the roof and won't come down."
This made me chuckle
A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."
The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''
The brother thought about it and apologized.
"So how's Mom?" asked the man.
"She's on the roof and won't come down."
The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''
The brother thought about it and apologized.
"So how's Mom?" asked the man.
"She's on the roof and won't come down."
small tip coming your way. not exactly what i was looking for but keep trying plz loll
I am really sorry for you. I feel your pain been there myself.
I can't seem to think of anything to cheer you up, but maybe
I will think of something...
I can't seem to think of anything to cheer you up, but maybe
I will think of something...
my ma has been in the hospital the last couple weeks. need a good laugh . anyone that can make me laugh in person like a good chuckle. will recieve a tip.
thanks guys happy tokins
thanks guys happy tokins
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